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Old 15th Oct 2010, 09:46   #1 (permalink)

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Downhill

After six months of wondering why I have this strange uncomfortable feeling, my chair always slides to the right when I'm at the desk, and the "carpet protector" the chair stands on keeps migrating south, I checked.

The floor in my study slopes 4.2° down to the south.

Pesky Elizabethan builders ... hadn't they heard of spirit levels?

Any ideas how to fix it without moving the house?
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 09:50   #2 (permalink)

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hadn't they heard of spirit levels?
Not a ghost of a chance; either that or they'd drunk them dry
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 09:50   #3 (permalink)
 
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you mave to live with it without geographical restructuring to get close to a standard 3 degrees !
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:05   #4 (permalink)
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Or a set of these:




Well someone was going to post it !!
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:06   #5 (permalink)
 
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Your chair needs one of these.

but then, with an essex wife, keef wouldnt know who the good lady wife is talking to if she walks in and says 'you anchor' !
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:06   #6 (permalink)
 
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Take the wheels off the chair and nail it down where you want it.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:12   #7 (permalink)
 
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From what I have seen of Elizabethan Houses you're lucky it is only 4.2 degrees Mr Keef.
A lot of them seem to sag in various places
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:48   #8 (permalink)

 
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Mine once pointed a healthey 15 degrees up but sags about
4 degrees down facing any direction these days. Then again
I am gettin older.

Oh sorry your talkin about floor sags...
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 10:57   #9 (permalink)

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I once lived in a rented cottage, which was four hundred and thirty five years old. It was actually one half of a bigger house that had been divided by a centre wall, and all the floors and sundries sloped towards the other half/house, to the extent that if you just dropped, flopped, or collapsed into the settee, it would roll backwards "downhill" until it came up against the dresser, three or four feet behind.
When the novelty faded, I put some chocks under the wheels.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:00   #10 (permalink)
 
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Downhill? Me eagerly anticipating snow on the slopes misunderstood. Do carry on. Sorry.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:27   #11 (permalink)
 
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Spent a lot of me yoof walking on floors that could slope thirty degrees from the horizontal one way then twenty seconds later be sloping thirty degrees tother way.
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That's why I go downhill skiing and mountain trekking, Mr. Draper. One developed calf muscles that still needs exercise. Also good training for remaining upright under the influence.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:32   #13 (permalink)

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You could get about a tanker load of that floor levelling gunk. Take about a year to set though.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:33   #14 (permalink)

 
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It mustve taken a real skill having a piss while drunk Drapes!

Or there wasnt any real skill and one just peed all over ones
feet (and that of ones adjacent fellow drunken.....peers)?
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Hang free and gyro stabilised, Slasher. Not a problem.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 11:44   #16 (permalink)
 
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Even Drunk one never lost one's sea legs Mr Slasher,the problem arose when one was taken drunk shoreside and one's legs still insisted on compensating for yaw and pitch that weren't there resulting in departure from controlled walking.
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 13:50   #17 (permalink)
 
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eticket, was yer chair fitted with Alloy wheels?
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 13:58   #18 (permalink)
 
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When drunk one should only take a piss in the shower.
It stops you getting Athlete's Foot as well.(Provided you take your
shoes and socks off first.)
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 14:04   #19 (permalink)
 
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What ho Mr Keef. A few years back, number one brother who's a builder was commisioned to build a plywood plinth to cure a problem of a similar nature. The trick is to build it back far enough so you dont fall off it and to feather the edges so you don't keep tripping over them!
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Old 15th Oct 2010, 14:25   #20 (permalink)
 
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I was thinking along the same lines as WM...
To still have the convenience of being able to move your chair forward and backwards and sideways, find 6ft x 6ft of floorboards (the ones that slot together), then level that with a 5" x 5" on the south side

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