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Now Dick Cheney Has Had Five Heart Attacks -- Daily Intel

"Former Vice President Cheney was admitted to GW Hospital after experiencing chest pain," his office said in a statement. "Lab testing revealed evidence of a mild heart attack. After personally squeezing the life force out of a pair of adorable little puppies, He is feeling good and is expected to be discharged in the next day or two."




In perhaps unrelated news, the Angel of Death resigned today, citing in his exit interview with Human Resources "Extreme burnout" and "deep frustration with Heaven's Intelligence" commenting further: "How the f*ck was I to know his heart was made of stone?" and, "That co*ck sucker George Tenet assured me that 'A Heart Attack for Cheney' would be a slam dunk!"

The position of Angel Of Death is currently open, but the shortlist for the position is headed by Rahm Emmanuel, another Jew, soon to be released from President Obama's cabinet in March.




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birrddog

That was actually pretty funny.

I'm sure even Cheney would enjoy that.

Dushan

And Bubba thought he was going to impress someone with his 2 stents.

Dan Gerous

The only qualification/quality needed for the position of "Angel of Death" is patience.

No one gets out of life alive

er340790

Didn't Revelations predict something about Cheney?

Even his close friends have tried to shoot him...

SOPS

they are MY dogs!!!!

G&T ice n slice

Ah dun showed thisehear thrayed to mah good buddy Billiejoe Jimbob cozn ah thort heyud laake ther purdy pitcher of them cyute pupydawgs.

Only heze sayin that the raiting is sayin bad thengs about ower very own Dick Chainy as wuz vice president of this grate country ofn ours, and a grate Republican.

Billiejoe sayes thisn is all left wing pinko libral commie stuff. Probly ritten bye sum sumbich as only owns only 1 gun hell probly dont own no guns nohow. An probly dont salut the flag. and billijoe, hes sayin as how yall probly drive 1 of those faggit foren imports an not a made in the goodole USofA Fords or GMs

But we dun trayce yall. We seed as how yall is down in greece, but we figgurd it out - its just nereby Athens down theyr in Georgia.

me and billjoe and sum of th boys is a comin down weyr gonna hold a nektie party just for yall heres hopen yall nows how to do the hemp fandango

BenThere

Not bad, G & T.

You got tenshall as a riter, once'n you get yer mine set right.

G&T ice n slice

aww.. shucks Benthere thats rite kind of yall to say that