Boeing or Airbus? Cats or Dogs? boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Coffee or Tea? Parents-in-Law hater or lover? Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? Beer or spirits? Piper or Cessna? Blonde or Brunette? For the ladies, Hair or no hair? For the men, Hair or no hair? Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Coke or Pepsi? Scruncher or Folder?
Location: Hughes Point, where life is great! Was also resident on page 13, but now I'm lost in Cyberspace....
Age: 48
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Boeing or Airbus? Boeing Cats or Dogs? Dogs, unless the cats you are talking about roam the African plains Boxers or Briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Briefs McDonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Mickey D's of course Coffee or Tea? Tea Parents-in-Law hater or lover? They're a little strange but harmless Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? American Football Beer or spirits? Scotch Piper or Cessna? Cessna Blonde or Brunette? Brunette For the ladies, Hair or no hair? N/A For the men, Hair or no hair? Err...no hair Lethal Virus or Nuclear Explosion? Dribbling in my Weet Bix thanks Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Mashed Coke or Pepsi? Coke Scruncher or Folder? Folder And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? You can have both you know...
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing 777 Cats or Dogs? What's upPussyCat ? boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Boxers Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Dai Pai Dong Coffee or Tea? Tea - Earl Grey no milk - NOW chai wallah Parents-in-Law hater or lover? Love em - all Italian cooks ! Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? er Rugby Beer or spirits? Spirits Piper or Cessna? Pitts and Nanchang Blonde or Brunette? Remember the mantle piece comment For the ladies, Hair or no hair? N/A For the men, Hair or no hair? All are sisters upside down Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Bomb the lot & let God sort em out Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Garlic Mash Coke or Pepsi? Scruncher or Folder?
And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? Wall to Wall Rumpy Pumpy with jiggy jiggy on the side please
Boeing or Airbus? If it flies, who cares. Cats or Dogs? Cats, dogs are food. boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Whichever is clean, commando excluded. Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Don't do burgers. Coffee or Tea? Coffee. Parents-in-Law hater or lover? Dead or too old for me to care. Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? Neither. Beer or spirits? Wine. Piper or Cessna? Couldn't tell one from the other. Blonde or Brunette? Yes, please. For the ladies, Hair or no hair? For the men, Hair or no hair? I do not understand the question. Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Nuke the virus. Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Boiled. Coke or Pepsi? Don't do soft drinks. Scruncher or Folder? Folder
And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? Flat screen installed in bed room in time for the Winter Olympics. What was the question? Per
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing Cats or Dogs? Dogs boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Briefs Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Neither Coffee or Tea? Both Parents-in-Law hater or lover? They are long dead and never knew them, so neutral. Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? Cricket and Rugby Union Beer or spirits? Both - preferably in succession Piper or Cessna? Piper Blonde or Brunette? Good figure and pretty face, the hair can be changed. For the ladies, Hair or no hair? I am not a lady For the men, Hair or no hair? Hair Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Nuke Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Baked potatoes Coke or Pepsi? Coke - but not more than a couple of lines at one sitting Scruncher or Folder? Folder And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? Watching a bunch of numpties at play or having sex - that's a hard one.
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing Cats or Dogs? Dogs boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Boxers, sometimes commando. Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? The latter Coffee or Tea? Coffee Parents-in-Law hater or lover? Lover Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? The latter Beer or spirits? Don't drink Piper or Cessna? Piper Blonde or Brunette? Blonde For the ladies, Hair or no hair? N/A For the men, Hair or no hair? Hair Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Lethal virus Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Mashed Spuds Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Scruncher or Folder? Folder
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing Cats or Dogs? Cats boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Briefs unless kilted Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Coffee or Tea? Tea Parents-in-Law hater or lover? lover Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? Rugby Beer or spirits? Beer Piper or Cessna? Can't afford either Blonde or Brunette? MrsP is currently blonde For the ladies, Hair or no hair? A little something off the sides For the men, Hair or no hair? No choice Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Explosion Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Mash Coke or Pepsi? Diet either Scruncher or Folder? Folder
And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? A shag with a sporting exciting blonde
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing Cats or Dogs? Dogs if only I was as cool as my dog thinks I am boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Boxer-briefs Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? Whataburger Coffee or Tea? Coffee Parents-in-Law hater or lover? Yes sir General Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? [B]American Football[B] Beer or spirits? Single malt Piper or Cessna? Chipmunk Blonde or Brunette? Blonde For the ladies, Hair or no hair? d/k For the men, Hair or no hair? d/k Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Nuke povided I'm close enought to be vaporised Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Chips/Fries Coke or Pepsi? Dr Pepper Scruncher or Folder? Scruncher
And finally............
Close exciting sporting event, or a shag? Do it right and it is an exciting sporting event
Boeing or Airbus? Boeing (I see we all agree on this one ) Cats or Dogs? Pussies boxers or briefs (or dare i say it, COMMANDO!)? Boxers (commando if in a kilt) Mcdonalds or Hungry Jacks (Burger King)? McDonalds innit Coffee or Tea? Coffee Parents-in-Law hater or lover? N/A I'm single Cricket/Baseball or AFL/Football/American Football? Football (soccer variety) Beer or spirits? Both, preferably at the same time Piper or Cessna? Piper, I don't like the high wing on cessnas Blonde or Brunette? Bunette For the ladies, Hair or no hair? N/A For the men, Hair or no hair? Nicely trimmed but not shaven Lethal virus or Nuclear Explosion? Nuclear Explosion Mashed Potatoes or Chips/Fries? Chips with ketchup Coke or Pepsi? Coke Scruncher or Folder? Scruncher
One is a Boeing/Chihuahua/Talisker/Kosher/Asian Lady sort of person. But Airbus/Cats/Bell's/Halal/Anglo will do nicely as substitutes. I'm a very tolerant bloke (except when it comes to Gormless Gordon).
