Attack of the Killer Kangaroo

nomorecatering · 10th Mar 2009, 07:48

Just on the news so it must be true!!!

Canberra.............couple were fast asleep in their bedroom last night when a Kangaroo leaps through the bedroom window and lands on them in their bed. Hubby wakes up and manages to get said roo in a headlock and drags it down the hall way and pushes it out the front door.

Now remember canberra is a city of 300,000+ people.

Well I can say now i have seen everything

birrddog · 10th Mar 2009, 08:53

I hope they weren't watching this film (Black Sheep - 2006) before they went to bed, otherwise they really could have been scared

denis555 · 10th Mar 2009, 09:02

I guess they don't double lock their front doors at night.

Can you imagine holding a kangeroo in a head lock whilst trying to find the keys and undo the bolt to the front door ???

Katamarino · 10th Mar 2009, 09:47

Quote:

"My initial thought when I was half awake was, 'it's a lunatic ninja coming through the window'," he said.

Yes. That's clearly the obvious explanation for a night time disturbance.

woollcott · 10th Mar 2009, 12:36

Local supermarket sells a marinated kangaroo steak that is absolutely senasational - the best red meat ever..........and the obvious solution to any errant kangaroos..............

fernytickles · 10th Mar 2009, 12:48

But you missed out the part about the "hero in Bond undies"

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