OMG,
After reading some of the posts here, I realise how lucky I am. The Missus does not like jewelery, shopping (unless she knows EXACTLY what she wants), and I still have to ask her if I can buy essential power tools (and lets face it, they are all essential). She doesn't like kids (reckons I'd find them in the freezer when I get home), but is a great Mum to her step kids. Her only weakness is chocolate. And I can live with that.
My advice is to not have kids, unless you feel a REAL NEED! They will, indubitably, screw you over 100 x more than your present boss, break your heart to a greater extent than your hottest teen date, and then steal all your hard earned cash for an obscure degree you've never heard of. Then they'll want help for their first mortgage. My advice - tell them to get another Dad. We work hard for our Super, at the same time providing them with the necessities of life. Kids today need to get hard. We are NOT their lifeline to the world. They need to set up their own lives. If they haven't learned how by the age of 22, we haven't done our job properly.

Parent power. Teach them PROPERLY!
400R