Polizei now have 2 suspects, Baskin & Robbins, (Neopolitans on holiday in Germany) and they are combing the Streets for them. They believe they may be hiding in the Big Choc Top, or they have Split. Either way, they have assured the public that they will make an Eskimo Pie out of these two!
Police interviewing witnesses found a ripple of enthusiams. A potential suspect was actually in a van, ill a bystander said. Th case is so high profile that the chief of police has put a rocket up the backside of the detective responsible.
The Greek woman was apparently shot and killed accidentally. All other participants in the shooting were Turks, two of whom were shot dead in the incident and another seriously wounded.
Crack Italian police, the Serious Chime Squad have already interviewed some suspects but said they were dropped back on the steet for telling Pear Picking Porkies. One source said a drug deal worth hundreds and thousands may have been the cause of the row.
'We'll have this case licked, Sundae at the latest, there's always one with sticky fingers. There'll be no Bocker Glory once they're Knicked.' said a topped cop. The police are also watching out for children.
