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Old 1st Jun 2007, 21:13   #1 (permalink)
 
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The Cabin Attendant

The Cabin Attendant



Bloke was sitting on a barstool, drinking a pint, at Heathrow airport, when
a really beautiful woman sat down next to him. Bloke thought to himself,
'Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight attendant, but which airline
does she work for?'

Being a bit of a know-all and hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her
and uttered the Delta slogan, 'Love to fly and it shows?'

She gave him a blank, confused stare, and bloke immediately thought to
himself, 'Damn, she doesn't work for Delta'.

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her
again, 'Something special in the air?'



She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan, 'Smooth as silk'.



This time the woman turned on him, 'What the f*** do you want?'

Bloke smiled, and said, 'Ah, Ryanair!'
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Old 1st Jun 2007, 22:31   #2 (permalink)
 
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The original punchline was "Ahh, Qantas...", perhaps apposite given that they've just been voted "worst long haul carrier" by Australian 'Choice' Magazine. (Oz version of 'Which?')

If it was Qantas, I'm not sure about the 'beautiful' tag though...
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Old 1st Jun 2007, 22:49   #3 (permalink)

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The original punchline was "Ahh, Qantas...",
This joke is so old it very well could have been Pan Am, Eastern, TWA, Braniff, etc.
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Old 1st Jun 2007, 23:39   #4 (permalink)
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Imperial Airways.
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