One was a good whistler in one's early spoghood,but got discouraged at sea, one does not whistle at sea,one quickly learned to resist the temptation or a cuff along the ear came your way. One does not hear chaps whistling at a shapley pair of legs or a neat ankle nowadays, twer common practice in my day, one would prolly be arrested for it now.
JetBlast member 2005. JetBlast member 2006. Banned 2007
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The US of A - sort of
I quite like the odd whistle and prefer the classics or, if I'm in an ebouliant mood, Show Tunes!
I used to think I was quite a whiz at it until I came across an album called The Whistler. You had to listen a while to make sure it wasn't a full orchestra you were listening to. They have competitions too you know.
But yes, I can't abide a competing whistle. Even with humming or simply tapping out a rhythm, I lose the plot completely with outside musical influence
A young lady went to the doctors with an unusual complaint. Whenever she sat down, a whistling noise came from between her legs. The doctor asked her to strip, and then to sit down. Sure enough, he was able to verify that the whistling did indeed come from the lips of her vagina. Puzzled, he consulted a senior colleague, but he was unable to explain the phenomenum, but suggested that there was a Specialist in Harley Street who might be able to help. He set off with the young lady, and they soon found the address in Harley Street and entered the august man's reception. He was, said his assistant, a very busy man, and his appointment book was full for months ahead. There was, however, a possibility that they might catch him between operations at the Hospital, so off they set. Having found the right operating theatre, they sent in a message to say that they had a MOST unusual case for him to witness. Eventually the great man appeared, still in his scrubs, and he wasn't too pleased to be dragged out of the theatre. "What is it?" he asked impatiently. The doctor explained that the young lady had an affliction whereby whenever she sat down, a whistling sound emanated from her private parts, and they wanted him to hear it so that he might offer a diagnosis. At this point the famous medical man exploded with rage. "Do you mean to say that you have dragged me out here to hear some cnut whistling?"