Kittens

DesertStormRat · 7th Jul 2006, 00:49

Bloke observation, are some of the female ppruners on here having a kitty disagreement in AA over things?

Noticed it is not all smooth sailing here at the moment!

But my problem, I have found a stray kitten, what to do?

Keep it or take it to the shelter?

Whirlygig · 7th Jul 2006, 06:40

I think you should keep your stray kitten; it will provide you with warmth, love and affection when you are single and make you more attractive to the opposite sex when they know that you can care for a little creature!

As for the other part of your post - we can't all agree all of the time. We express opinions here and none of us is an expert so of course there will be differences in those opinions. We have all had different life experiences which help us form those opinions.

Cheers

Whirls

AerBabe · 7th Jul 2006, 07:51

Keep the kitten, let it grow fat, then bake it in clay for your dinner. (When you remove the clay, it takes the fur with it and saves the bother of shaving).

Flyt3est · 7th Jul 2006, 08:58

DSR- Why do I think that the first and second parts of your post are connected?? Let me guess the Kitten in question doesn't have 4 legs???

Rwy in Sight · 7th Jul 2006, 09:14

F3T,

do you mean we have a lame kitten here?

Rwy in Sight

Flyt3est · 7th Jul 2006, 09:20

I suspect that this kitten is far from lame

tall and tasty · 7th Jul 2006, 09:39

Quote:

But my problem, I have found a stray kitten, what to do?

Well depends if it is healthy or needs alot of TLC to be honest.

it is a happy little thing then take it along and get it a full health check and keep it and if it is a ginger then you will have loads of fun as they usually have alot of character.

if it is not and you should take it along anyway to get it checked over and then up to you if you want to look after the poor lost thing.

Fly you may be right there he might mean a two leggie kitten, but I am open minded about these things

TnT

BelfastChild · 7th Jul 2006, 09:58

DSR - do you have a swimming pool?

mike4 · 7th Jul 2006, 11:19

DSR. Bless I would say keep it you may find that the longer you have kitty the more attatched you will become to him/her anyway. I got my kitty from a rescue centre and she really does keep me on my toes with her antics. Cats can be great fun as they are naturally inquisitive mine has made me laugh out loud at times and at other times my heart has been in my mouth.

Mike4.

Minty Fresh · 7th Jul 2006, 13:17

Bag, river, rocks ........... Sorted

mike4 · 7th Jul 2006, 18:21

Minty Fresh.
I'm not coming back as a kitten in the next life

Mike4.

Flyt3est · 7th Jul 2006, 21:17

Here's a solution....

http://www.funny-games.biz/kitten-cannon.html

No thanks required!!!

Fly

tall and tasty · 7th Jul 2006, 21:22

Brillant have been at it for hours! Thank you FT alot of feet so far but laughing so much I really can't concentrate

TnT

Ps as for the kitten I would keep it most girls as has been said love cats. I am a dog person myself as you can walk them and they are not as fussy as a cat is. But dogs like attention, cats love cuddles

DesertStormRat · 7th Jul 2006, 22:07

Flyt3est, nice link mate

there is a use for this lost kitty.

Stuff her down hard into a tight space and shoot her heavenwards and watch her bounce back to earth for some more!

Fun all night.

Like some of the ideas, great!

1, Swimming pool, throw her in a see what happens

2, Cuddle her and see if she purrs

3, Wrap her in clay and warm and then remov, no need for shaving! Interesting.

Said kitty has spent all day asleep on the sofa, (worn out from the long night), but warm milk in the offering when she wakes.

I WILL enjoy looking after her, seems healthy enough, no need to go to the medics for a check!

LLL · 10th Jul 2006, 01:18

Despite the meal suggestion and despite the fact I am going to sound like such a girly girl here (I'm allowed I'm a girl.) This post is just so cute. Big tough grown men, serious pilots cuddling orphaned kitties on the lounge letting them sleep and feeding them warm milk. Kinda makes you all warm and fuzzy... AWWWWWWW

tinpis · 10th Jul 2006, 07:15

Some us kitties kin read yer know...............

ORAC · 10th Jul 2006, 07:44

So how do you know it was a stray? You might be a kittynapper!

Whirlygig · 10th Jul 2006, 08:17

Thanks Tinpis for your cute cat photo - that is definitely one the best. I hope you don't mind if I save it!

Cheers

Whirls

parabellum · 10th Jul 2006, 09:44

Careful with the warm milk, it doesn't suit very young kittens, so I am told. Vet recommended baby formula to us when we found two three week old kittens, (eyes were still blue).

ExSimGuy · 14th Jul 2006, 08:50

High Score 674 - I find an elevation of 38 degrees to be about the best. Tricky to time it for max power on the cannon.

Gonna have to go back there now to see if I can beat the guy with 4,000

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