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Old 21st May 2006, 19:55   #1 (permalink)
 
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Has anyone seen my B***s...

Would someone please let me know what’s happened to my dear friend, B********s.

Okay well since either no one else can be bothered doing it or no one actually noticed, I will stand up and point out the obvious:

The Grumpy And Near-Sighted One has not been seen whinging or whining for quite some time now. He normally steps in to chide anyone who’s been here less time than him or who “steps out of line” or goes, deliciously, against the flaky and fickle PPRuNe thread fashions, be they as they may on any given occasion.

Just quietly, I suspect our good friend ***oclears has launched a hunger strike in silent support of his girlfriend and sole supporter who also vanished, oddly around the same time, in the recent unpleasantness.

The problem is, refusing to speak to anyone only works if people actually notice your absence!

We might have seen a Declaration of One’s Departure, such as which precluded the (short-lived) absence of the very wise and eminently erudite, Mr. **v**r, but such is the disgust felt by the bi-nosed one about the Regime Change that he saw fit to simply walk out (in a cyber sense).

Ah, my wrinkly friend, where f’art thou? I miss your style. I don’t know what style you try so hard to emulate but I miss it anyway. And even though you claim you “Ignore” me, I know you don’t.


Has ‘nocs left the building for good?

Would his Silent Treatment of everyone else ever have been noticed if your favourite 1B hadn’t pointed it out?

Will he one day turn blue, give up holding his breath and finally come crawling sheepishly back in?

We can only hope...




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Old 21st May 2006, 19:56   #2 (permalink)

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Friend of mine saw him in his home town recently.
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Old 21st May 2006, 19:59   #3 (permalink)
 
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his girlfriend and sole supporter
Who she then?????
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Old 21st May 2006, 20:08   #4 (permalink)
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Old 21st May 2006, 20:11   #5 (permalink)
 
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Um.............am I missing something here??

Is that supposed to be HIM??

Or HER????

Or WHATEVER??????

(Pprune is sometimes a bit confusing for those of us with learning difficulties. )
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Old 21st May 2006, 20:23   #6 (permalink)
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Um.............am I missing something here??

Is that supposed to be HIM??

Or HER????

Or WHATEVER??????

(Pprune is sometimes a bit confusing for those of us with learning difficulties. )
I suspect it's even worse for those without
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Old 21st May 2006, 22:12   #7 (permalink)

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Last online 19th May (Friday) so he's around but not posting!

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Old 23rd May 2006, 04:45   #8 (permalink)
 
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Last online 19th May (Friday) so he's around but not posting!
Well let's be grateful for small mercies then.

Now come on back inside and out of the cold, Beanoss. You know you want to!!

I take great pride in being the only one begging you to grace us with your presence again!

No one ever got anywhere by sulking, you know......
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