1st Feb 2006, 17:20
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Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: On the nose
Posts: 151
If at first you don't succeed...
... try, try, try again (the original version)
... give up
... destroy all evidence you even tried
... skydiving is probably not for you
Any more?
1st Feb 2006, 17:26
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: 50'11N 004' 16W
Posts: 194
If at first you dont succeed.....
CHEAT !!!!
1st Feb 2006, 17:29
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Combine Operations
Join Date: May 2005
Location: U.K.
Posts: 677
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields (1880-1946) US actor.
The Bloomsbury Treasury of Quotations is licensed from Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. Copyright © 1994 by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc. All rights reserved.
1st Feb 2006, 17:36
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: River Thames & Surrey
Age: 64
Posts: 4,507
Here's one I learnt while scoring at shooting competitions: RULE 1 The stats officer is always right. RULE 2 When the stats officer is wrong, Rule 1 applies
1st Feb 2006, 17:37
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Recidivist
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Essex, UK
Posts: 1,259
Take the wrapper off next time.
1st Feb 2006, 17:38
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: 50'11N 004' 16W
Posts: 194
If at first you dont succeed....
Rohypnol is always an option
1st Feb 2006, 18:52
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Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Ashbourne Co Meath Ireland
Age: 62
Posts: 465
use a BIGGER HAMMER
1st Feb 2006, 20:13
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northumberland
Age: 54
Posts: 625
Close your eyes and pretend its your Granny....
1st Feb 2006, 22:42
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,251
Said with a broad Scottish accent:
"If at fust ye don't succeed two wi' your feet and one wi' your heed"!
1st Feb 2006, 22:55
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Resident insomniac
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: N54 58 34 W02 01 21
Age: 68
Posts: 1,343
If at first you don't succeed...
You're probably not a budgerigar.
2nd Feb 2006, 06:21
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Ecce Homo! Loquitur...
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Peripatetic
Posts: 6,252
let someone else have a go...
2nd Feb 2006, 06:35
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Planet Tharg
Posts: 2,395
If at first you don't suck seed...
...Try a drier grain?
2nd Feb 2006, 10:10
#13 (permalink )
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Conventia, the convention hall planet
Age: 31
Posts: 16
...lower your standards
2nd Feb 2006, 10:13
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: EXPECT DIVERSIONS
Posts: 38
If at first you don't succeed...
... reload and try again.
... aim it away from schools and hospitals
2nd Feb 2006, 10:40
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: In the pension queue, Lancashire, UK
Age: 69
Posts: 198
Try again when she's not expecting it.
GG
2nd Feb 2006, 10:44
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Denmark
Posts: 31
2nd Feb 2006, 11:22
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: near an airplane
Posts: 634
...RTFM
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2nd Feb 2006, 12:13
#18 (permalink )
pneumono ultramicroscopic silicovolcano coniosis
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 144
They all said it couldn't be done...........but with a laugh he went about it and tackled the thing that couldn't be done..........and found he couldn't do it.
2nd Feb 2006, 14:18
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: LPPT
Age: 47
Posts: 395
Quote:
If at first you dont succeed.....
aah and Houston, we have a problem...
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