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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 11:56   #1 (permalink)
 
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Caption Competition.

Has anyone ever won a prize for one of these competitions?

Anyway........



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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 12:28   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

It's like a sauna in here!
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 12:35   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

Just like the guy
Whose mask is too big for his head,
Nothin' seems to fit,
Those raindrops are falling on my head...
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 12:50   #4 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

(Work and work) Well those planes never seem to stop comin'.
(Work and work) Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Work and work) my fingers to the bone
(Work) at five I can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Hey
get your plane washed today.
Fill up and you don't have to pay.
Come on and give us a play.
Get a wash right away.
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:17   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

"I know, I know.. next time, windows DOWN before going through the car wash".
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:22   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

Just end it now......Peristatos wins hands down
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:24   #7 (permalink)

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Re: Caption Competition.

Are those things painted on the side water bombs?
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:26   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

Plane wash tokens..........buy 10 get the 11th free.
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:28   #9 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

"all right, who took the cap from my water bottle..."
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:33   #10 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

Gesh.....only fumes left... I wonder if I can claim the Necter points??


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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 13:35   #11 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

"Jones was such a bad pilot, his plane broke out in a cold sweat............"
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 14:22   #12 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

He never could understand the groundcrew, they had painted a 'B' on all his bombs that had hit the British.

PA
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 14:23   #13 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

"I dunno, when I stop the Beemer at the lights, there's always a scouser with a squeegee, but if I'm in the Jag......."
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 14:26   #14 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

1. Push Button To Open Door
2. Pull Ring Out 6 Feet
3. Wipe Down Equipment After Use
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 14:27   #15 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

damn..... every time I pull negative G, I lose my bladder control
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 15:01   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Caption Competition.

This always happens when I take it out of the freezer.
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Old 3rd Jan 2006, 16:38   #17 (permalink)

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Re: Caption Competition.

OKAAAAYY! Which pillock fitted the screen wash inside on this one?
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Old 4th Jan 2006, 11:48   #18 (permalink)

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"Think once, think twice, think...no cans of Sprite after pulling G's!"
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Old 4th Jan 2006, 18:50   #19 (permalink)

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Re: Caption Competition.

A $21million aircraft,you'd think they'd make it easy to find the de-mister......
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Old 4th Jan 2006, 20:33   #20 (permalink)
 
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Re: Caption Competition.

Sure wiyush aaad used thay't de'odrent with the lil ole tick on the cayn
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