24th Oct 2005, 12:28
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Funny / amusing aviation photos
I've done a quick search and, rather surprisingly, can't find another thread on this subject so here is my contribution. "Ooops! I shrank the hangar" or "How NOT to park your ATR"
24th Oct 2005, 12:57
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...and the modern Captain:
24th Oct 2005, 13:18
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Now by golly....Ol' Cap is ready to defend his cockpit!
But Cap....please make the announcement "The Captain has turned on the Seat Belt Sign, and all passengers must return to their seat and fasten your seat belts and remain seated until the Captain turns the Seatbelt Sign off. Cabin Attendants please take your seats." "Terrorists attempting to take control of the aircraft should line up in the aisle please."
Then blast away! One shot should do it!
24th Oct 2005, 18:59
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Novelty PEZ dispenser?
24th Oct 2005, 19:16
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Greetings From Hell's Dark Heart
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Clearly a fake.
Not even a Captain makes enough to afford the rounds for that thing... it's about $3.50 a shot (not that you need many shots
)
"Honest, Officer, I'm a good Christian. That's why I've cut a cross in the head of each round -- as a blessing"
24th Oct 2005, 20:24
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Fabulous Flyblue Bleu SuperModerateur
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Someone buy that guy a pair of shoes
24th Oct 2005, 20:48
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Ohcirrej
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Them boots are made for walkin' and flyin', little lady........
24th Oct 2005, 20:49
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Who is that guy?? That photo has done the rounds plenty of times via email.
He can't decide if he's a captain or FO...
24th Oct 2005, 21:35
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Ohcirrej
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Are you gonna tell him to FO???
24th Oct 2005, 22:52
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I love that Boeing Handspring Guy
25th Oct 2005, 06:37
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Well he probably has the optic sight zeroed for about 2500m. So it'd be safe to tell him to FO if you stand really really close...
Maybe it's a single pilot op. He only has two rings on the left sleeve.
25th Oct 2005, 07:41
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Just slightly alarmed by this statement from the Barrett website:
'Whether you like to play around and go plinking...'
Play around?? With that??
25th Oct 2005, 08:07
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Suave yet Shallow
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Roadrunnner finally gets his cumupance when Wiley Cayottee gets himself a T-44
25th Oct 2005, 09:30
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Chief Tardis Technician
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25th Oct 2005, 14:12
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Mess Your Passage
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Posted this on the Flyer site but in case you missed it.......
We took this one over some German lakes with a concrete obstruction at one end...
Rgds
F.
25th Oct 2005, 14:23
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The Cooler King
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Ah but did you throw it out the window, Flash?
25th Oct 2005, 14:32
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Mess Your Passage
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Farrell,
Ya machten wir.....
F.
25th Oct 2005, 16:31
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25th Oct 2005, 16:43
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