SASless

1. Put water into microwaveable container.
2. Add dry grits.
3. Microwave on High until done.

chuks

Could it not be the case that SASless is in the pay of The American Grits Marketing Board, a little-known but powerful and shady organisation, so that these postings represent forbidden advertising? I think someone should look into this.

In any case, grits probably have some sort of curious trace elements in their composition that cause structural changes in the cerebellum. I ate a bowlful once and spent the next two days listening to Tammy Wynette's 'Stand By Your Man' non-stop on my 8-track cassette player.

A friend ate two bowlsful and switched to voting Republican, left his downtown D.C. condo for a tin-roof shack in the hills above Manassas, married his first cousin and took up playing the banjo.

Personally, I am in favor of putting warning labels on the boxes about this sort of thing happening.

Solid Rust Twotter

Called pap (pronounced "pahp") in SA.

Layer the stuff in a baking dish with olives, tomatoes, chilis, bacon and cheese. Sprinkle cheese on top and bake for a few minutes in a medium/hot oven. Cut slices and serve at your next barbie (call it a "braai" for authenticity). Known locally as a "paptert" or porridge tart.

That last one is sure to lead to multiple risible comments regarding Caledonian hookers.......