[Captain] (As he firmly envelopes the young first officer's dimunitive hand pushing on the throttles) "So Jacques, how did you enjoy your first layover on Saint Martin?"
[FO] "Actually Rémy, just yesterday evening, I was on the very beach behind us chatting to these 2 beautiful blondes when this yankee Mr. Universe type came along and started to make fun of my cheese-eating surrender-monkey accent and spoiled all the fun. By all accounts, they should be there now."
[Captain] "Jacques, I believe we need 110% for this takeoff...!"