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Old 17th Aug 2005, 12:04   #1 (permalink)
 
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She was only......

This has to have been covered before, but as a new Prune (Grape?), I haven't seen anything on it.

Any additions to the Genus(?):-

She was only the fishmongers daughter, but she lay on her back and yelled fillet.

She was only the welder's daughter but she had Acetylene tits.


..... will put a smile on a few faces.

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Old 17th Aug 2005, 12:10   #2 (permalink)
 
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She was only the Telegraphists daughter but everyone knew she "did it, dah did it"

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Old 17th Aug 2005, 12:26   #3 (permalink)
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She was only the Pox-Doctor's daughter but she went for the men that mattered.
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 12:38   #4 (permalink)

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She was only the Colonel's daughter but she knew what Reggie meant.

She was only the Admiral's daughter but her navel base was full of discharged se(a)men....
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A plum surely, no?
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Plum, of course. Otherwise it would be Praisin, wouldn't it. Apologies, but keep them coming! Some crackers so far, and all new to me except the Admiral's daughter.

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Old 17th Aug 2005, 14:29   #7 (permalink)

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She was only the undertakers daughter but ...anyone cadaver.
...she'd lie under any old sod.
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 14:33   #8 (permalink)

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She was only the road mender's daughter, but she certainly liked her asphalt.
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 14:55   #9 (permalink)
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She was only...24hrs from Tulsa.

(Sorry if done before )
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 15:51   #10 (permalink)
 
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She was only the...

Admiral's Daughter, But Her Naval Base Was Always Full Of Discharged Seamen!

Astronaut's Daughter, But She Knew How To Take Off.

Athlete's Daughter, But She Was Always Ready To Play Ball.

Australian's daughter, but she often got explored Down Under.

Aviarist's Daughter But She Liked A Cockatoo.

Barman's Daughter, But She Knew How To Pull Them.

Blacksmith's Daughter, But She Knew How To Forge Ahead.

Bookbinder's Daughter, But She Knew Her Way Between The Sheets.

Bootleggers Daughter, But I Loved Her Still.

Bricklayer's Daughter, But She Was Certainly Stacked.

Butcher's Daughter, But There Wasn't Much More She Could Loin.

Cannibal's Daughter But She Liked Her Mumma Laid On Toast.

Carillonneur's daughter, but she became the village belle with quite a clapper.

Carpenter's Daughter, But She Always Had Tools In Her Box!

Carpenter's Daughter, But You Should Have Seen Her Circular Sores!

Carpenter's daughter, But she often got nailed and screwed.

Catcher's Daughter, But She Had Many Balls Bounce Off Her Chin.

Cattleman's Daughter, But She Couldn't Keep Her Calves Together.

Caveman's Daughter, But You Should Have Seen What Dinosaur.

Chimney Sweep's Daughter, But She Could Sure Haul Ash.

Clergyman's Daughter, But You Couldn't Put Anything Pastor.

Clergyman's daughter, but she always did it religiously-on her knees.

Cobbler's Daughter, But She Was Built To Last.

Colonel's Daughter, but she was great to the navy and rotten to the corps.

Communist's Daughter, But All The Boys Got A Share.

Computer Programer's Daughter, But She Sure Liked To Byte.

Cyclist's daughter, but she peddled it all over town.

Dentist's daughter, but everybody wanted to fill her cavity.

Dentist's Daughter, But She Had The Nicest Set Of Teeth I Ever Came Across!

Detective's Daughter, But She Was Fond Of Dicks.

Doctor's Daughter, But She Really Knew How To Operate.

Draughtman's Daughter, But She Never Knew Where To Draw The Line.

Electrician's Daughter, But She Had Good Connections.

Electrician's Daughter, But She Lit Up Half The Town.

Energizer Bunny's Daughter, But She Kept Going, And Going, And Going...

Farmer's Daughter, But All The Horsemen Knew Her...

Farmer's Daughter, But She Knew Hundreds Of Ways To Fertilize.

Farmer's daughter, but she was the best little hoer in the county.

Film Censor's Daughter, But She Didn't Know When To Cut It Out.

Fisherman's Daughter But Her Tuna Still Smelt.

Fisherman's Daughter, But All The Guys Swallowed Her Lines.

Fisherman's Daughter, But She Reeled When She Saw My Rod.

Fishmonger's Daughter, But She Lay On The Slab And Said Fillet.

Flag-Wavers Daughter, But She'd Let Her Standards Down For Anyone.

Florist's Daughter, But She Had The Best Tulips In Town.

Florist's daughter, but whenever she was potted she got deflowered.

Ford Dealer's Daughter...But She Had A Better Idea!

Fruit Vendor's Daughter, But She Certainly Had A Pail.

Ganger's Daughter, But She Knew The Fettlers Length.

Garagemans Daughter, But She Didnt Like The Smell Of Benzole!

Goalie's Daughter, But Many A Rubber Passed Her Crease.

Golf pro's daughter, but she showed the old duffers how to get out of the rough and sink their putts into the hole.

Gravedigger's Daughter, But She Liked Lying Under The Sod.

Green Grocer's Daughter, But Her Melons Were The Juiciest In Town!

Insurance Broker's Daughter, But All The Guys Liked Her Policy.

Janitor's daughter, and she was often swept off her feet.

Jockey's Daughter, But All The Horse Manure.

Junkie's Daughter But Her Crack Was The Best In Town.

Lighthouse Keeper's Daughter, But She Never Went Out At Night.

Magistrates Daughter, But She Knew What To Do On The Bench.

Mason's daughter, but she got laid up and down the block.

Mechanic's daughter, But she was awfully auto-erotic.

Meter-Reader's Daughter But She Liked A Copper In Her Slot.

Milkman's Daughter, But She Was Cream Of The Crop.

Moonshiner's Daughter, But I Love Her Still.

Musician's Daughter, But She Knew All The Bars In Town.

Optician's Daughter, But After A Few Of Glasses Made A Spectacle Of Herself.

Parachutist's Daughter, But She Was Free-4-All.

Philanthropist's Daughter, But She Kept Giving Things Away.

Photographer's Daughter, But She Was Really Developed.

Pilots Daughter, But She Always Kept Her Cockpit Clean.

Pitcher's Daughter, But You Should Have Seen Her Curves.

Plumber's Daughter, But She Made Good Use Of Her Fixtures.

Postman's Daugther, But She Always Had Mail In Her Box.

Professor's Daughter, But She Gave All The Boys A Lesson.

Programmer's daughter, but she understood why 2K problems will transpire in 2048.

Real Estate Agent's Daughter, But She Gave A Lot Away.

Road Worker's Daughter, But She Knew How To Get Her Asphalt.

Statistician's Daughter, But She Knew All The Standard Deviations.

Steelworker's Daughter, But You Should See That Pig Iron.

Swimmer's daughter, But she knew every dive in town.

Telegrapher's Daughter, But She Sure Didit...Didit...Didit....

Telepresence Engineer's Daughter, But She Hadn't The Remotest Control.

Tree Feller's Daughter, But T'ree Fellas Were Never Enough For Her.

Undertaker's Daughter, But She Knew How To Bury A Stiff.

Vacuum Salesman's Daughter, But She Knew How To Suck!

Violinist's Daughter, But When She Removed Her G-String, All The Boys Wanted A Fiddle.

Weatherman's Daughter, But She Sure Had A Warm Front.

Welder's Daughter But She Had Acetylene Tits.

Wood-Chopper's Daughter, But You Could Hear Her Ring-Barking For Miles.

Woodcutter's Daughter, But She Knew How To Get A Feller.

Wrestler's Daughter, But You Oughtta See Her Box...

OC

(OK - so I cheated and used Google )
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 16:01   #11 (permalink)
 
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Nice One OC, I suppose that must conclude the thread. ExCM
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 16:13   #12 (permalink)
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But ya's missed one out:

She was only the tobaconists daughter.... but she was the finest shag in the shop.

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Old 17th Aug 2005, 17:39   #13 (permalink)
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...........butcher's daughter - but her undercut was dripping.
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 17:59   #14 (permalink)
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She was only the Chemists daughter, but she let Max Factor...
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 18:42   #15 (permalink)

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She was only a PPRuNer's daughter, but she was good at removing her threads.
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Old 17th Aug 2005, 19:30   #16 (permalink)
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She was only the Councillor's daughter... but she let all the Borough Surveyor....
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Old 18th Aug 2005, 08:52   #17 (permalink)
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She was only the Green Grocer's Daughter, but she taught Sir Geoffery Howe.
 
Old 18th Aug 2005, 14:59   #18 (permalink)
 
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She was only the Lord Mayor's daughter, but she let the borough surveyor.

Sorry, I'm going into the library with a pistol.

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Old 19th Aug 2005, 04:23   #19 (permalink)
 
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She was only the pilot's daughter, but she couldn't keep her hands off the joystick.

She was only the policeman's daughter, but she needed reinforced knickers to keep her constable.

She was only the bird watcher's daughter, but her t1ts were among the finest specimens ever observed.

She was only the roof builder's daughter, but flashing was her specialty.
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