Meine Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voll von Aalen
Reminds me of my first trip to Germany many years ago as a child. A relative of mine proudly dug out a phrase book for me to use while I was there. It was dated sometime in the mid 1940's - but surely the language hadn't changed that much...
Some of the Phrases contained within were useful:
I came here by parachute.
My tank has demolished your wall, the Army will compensate you.