Late Arrivals at the Aviators' Ball

HugMonster · 11th Feb 2002, 19:15

You know the drill...

Ladies and Gentlemen! Will you please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Bee and their son William, the well-known RAF Officer and tramp, The Flight Officer Bum Bill Bee

Over to you...

DROGNA · 11th Feb 2002, 19:26

Ladies and Gentlemen! Will you please welcome Mr. and Mrs. R-JumpJet and their son Harry .... Mr Harry R-Jumpjet.

Sorry.

Edited for my sanity

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CaptainBaldrick · 11th Feb 2002, 20:01

And will you welcome please Mr. and Mrs. Copter and their slightly lisping son (no relation to the previous arrival) -

Harry Copter

I see he's brought a similarly-named friend with him, the son of Mr. & Mrs. Plane -

Harry Plane

gravity victim · 11th Feb 2002, 20:51

..and from Chicago, Hank and Verna Timeter and their boy, Al Timeter.

DROGNA · 11th Feb 2002, 21:02

Please welcome our most distinguished military guest General Aviation.

DROGNA · 11th Feb 2002, 21:07

Ladies and Gentlemen! Will you please welcome the pilot who is attempting to fly solo around the Globe non-stop in his Cessna 152, Mr Willie Makeit and his lovely partner Miss Betty Wont.

And will you please also welcome Mr and Mrs Lon and their rather hirsute son, Master Hairy Lon.

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Biggles Flies Undone · 11th Feb 2002, 21:24

And please welcome our friends from the AAC, Major and Mrs Mental-Mascot and their son Reggie

11th Feb 2002, 21:24

Ariving a bit late are Mrs Proach and her husband.

DROGNA · 11th Feb 2002, 21:32

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Bennett-That-Things-Never-Gonna-Fly and their son Gordon Bennett-That-Things-Never-Gonna-Fly.

Sorry, someone had to do it.

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HugMonster · 11th Feb 2002, 22:14

From Wales, please welcome Mr. & Mrs. Versionairfield and their son, Dai.

tHUDddd · 11th Feb 2002, 22:19

I see Mrs. & Mrs. Yeff and their daughter, Adie.

Biggles Flies Undone · 11th Feb 2002, 22:30

And from the TCAS equipment manufacturer Mr & Mrs Way and their daughter Vera.

HugMonster · 11th Feb 2002, 22:34

Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Diotelephony, and their son, Ray Diotelephony.

From Golders Green, we are pleased to see Mr. and Mrs. Cretian and their son, Isaac.

Following on behind them I can see Mr. and Mrs. Thefirehandle, with their son Paul...

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CaptainBaldrick · 11th Feb 2002, 22:42

Oh dear - just leaving, unfortunately, is the family Nofourhundredreporttomorrow, taking with them their son, Ivor Nofourhundredreporttomorrow.

Firestorm · 11th Feb 2002, 22:50

And Mr and Mrs Forty, and their daughter , Flaps...

From Australia, Mr and Mrs Nail, and their daughter Reds...

fantom · 11th Feb 2002, 23:12

Captain and Mrs Raper and their son (recently converted to New Labour) Tonied Raper. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

scran · 12th Feb 2002, 01:51

And Ladies and Gentlemen, some more of our distinguished Military Heirachy,

General Electric and General Dynamics, who are accompanied by their aide-de-camp, Major Mistake, their Batman Sergeant Major, and their driver for the evening, Corporal Punishment.

fantom · 12th Feb 2002, 01:57

General Motors and his driver Private Parts. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Unwell_Raptor · 12th Feb 2002, 02:11

Mr & Mrs Duncan-Smith and their son Who-He?

CaptainBaldrick · 12th Feb 2002, 03:48

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm PPRuNe welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Carriage and their rather formal son, N.D. Carriage...

Behind them are Mr. and Mrs. Eesixay and their son Pete.

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