Unable to trace a source for this - someone let me know where it's from ?
THERE is a little bit of schadenfreude in the heart of every sports fan, never better illustrated than in this email message, just received from a reader:
"Manchester United have set up a call centre for fans who are troubled by their current form. The number is 0800 10 10 10. Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
"Once again, the number is: 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing."
Cruel, but fair.