Bird Strike

Hi all.

How do I prove that I am a woman, without using any picture or voice, whilst online (like in Chat)?

I thought about a few, like saying "I like chocolates and flowers", "I am incapable of keeping my mouth shut" etc...

Anyone else have any suggestion?

Birdy

flyblue

Show some concern for the others.

Slasher

Well Birdey since you did ask this question here in JB, heres my suggestion: Have cybersex in Chat with a known hetero male in there of your choice (might be an idea to go "Private" first!). From there I/we can determine wether your a real female or not!

Proceed As Cleared

Birdy,

Give the correct answer to the following question:

'Did you kiss an Air Traffic Controller today?'

pax domina

Well, the only things I can think of are participating in observed, detailed discussions with other women about (a) the support and/or comfort characteristics of certain bras and/or (b) what the sign in the pharmacy (chemist's) aisle euphemistically calls "feminine hygiene".

Not exactly hot topics for chat, are they?

Proceed As Cleared

Well, probably hot enough for bra fetishists.

Are there any around?

Bird Strike

Slash,

Trust you to say that! But who should I choose then? And who's to say that he would accept the invitation!?

Proceed as Cleared,

Negative to that one. I did kiss a pilot though.

Pax Domina,

OK, see you in Chat. We can discuss the merits and demerits of wired bras. Some men there seem to like listening to discussions about bras for some reason, though.

To the ladies/ladettes in Aus - does knowing what Ponstan is qualify as a proof?

How about having attended a convent school?


Edited for my usual typos


[This message has been edited by Bird Strike (edited 13 November 2000).]

deepee

I don't have an attitude problem,you have a perception problem.

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"I don't suffer from stress.I'm a carrier".

matelot

Bird Strike - it's simple:

Describe one or more of the following, taking not more than an hour or ten sheets of paper:

a. any 'time of the month'
b. your last shopping trip
c. your hairdresser.

(a) and (b) don't apply to men, and men can answer (c) in only one or two words!

Now that's proof of a woman.



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Me, sweat? I'm that cool, it's condensation.

Slasher

SLASHERS DIGITAL GENDER SIGNATURES LTD
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Anouncement:

The following PPRuNe members have been verified, officialy certified, and designated catagory FEMALE by me (er...through either cybersex, or Ive seen there picture, or Ive seen there boobs, or the way they talk in Chat):

[updated 17/11/2000 to include Bird Strike]

Pilotspal

Flaps Forty

GoGirl

Redsnail

Velvet

Jazzi

Dingducky

Bird Strike

Pax Domina (pending further proof)

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Slasher. The name you can trust if the genders a must!

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GoGirl

Gee, thanx Slash

Birdy...I hear ya on the Ponstan thing

GG

10W

Birdy,

As a guy am I not supposed to know that Ponstan is composed of 250mg mefenamic acid per capsule, classified in Pharmacological terms as an A: 2.7 Anti-pyretic or anti-pyretic and anti-inflammatory analgesics type drug ?

Or that it has analgesic, anti-inflammatory and antipyretic properties, which may be due in part to its ability to inhibit the synthesis of prostaglandins. Ponstan also inhibits the action of exogenous prostaglandins on uterine muscle, uterine tube contraction and ovarian cyclic AMP and progesterone formation in animal models ?

Trust me, I'm a doctor !!



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10 West
UK ATC'er

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10 West
UK ATC'er
Old enough to know better, young enough to carry on regardless.

Velvet

As far as I remember, it used to be mandatory to show Slasher your boobs!!!

I see 10W has been let out of the secure unit again.

sprocket

I reckon Jazzi has to be a girl too. And Myria225 seems like a girl.
(I hope so anyway)

GoGirl

That reminds me.......
SLASHER....could you please send me back my boobs. I fear my social life is suffering without them, men are actually starting to talk to my face

Kind regards
GG

Bird Strike

10W,

You've cheated haven't you!? That's not fair!


Birdy

Bird Strike

Matelot,

a) "Time of the month" = HATED time of the month. It is also disliked by my fiance.

b) "The shopping trip" - Oh where shall I start!? I can tell you that last time I went out on a shopping trip, I spent about 5 hours walking around the shops, couldn't find any clothes (or undergarments) that I liked, got pi**ed off and bought some chocolates and came home.

c) "Hairdresser" - It takes up something like two hours of my time all too often and I come home with stiff shoulders. And when my man doesn't even notice it - Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Birdy

matelot

Bird Strike -

You're definitely a gimmer (in the nicest possible way!)



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Me, sweat? I'm that cool, it's condensation.

Tricky Woo

BirdStrike,
If you own a pair of tweezers then you're definitely a girl.

Bird Strike

Tricky Woo,

That's a point. I never overnight anywhere without my pair of tweezers.

Birdy