angels

Folks, yesterday evening Mrs. Angels and I enjoyed an all too rare bit of nooky. The kids were eating their grub and we sneaked up to the bedroom for a swifty.

As is usually the case, shortly after we'd finished I fell asleep. The wife did as well.

I was awoken by my son shaking me. 'Daddy it's nearly seven o'clock'.

Oh my God. I'm late. I can't believe I've overslept. I have to be in work at 0630. Befuddled, I fling on some clothes, grab my coat and rush into the stygian gloom of south-east London, already making up excuses for my late arrival at work.

I get to the newsagents and buy my paper. It's the same as 'yesterday'. The penny drops.

It is seven in the evening the same day.

I wander back and am roundly laughed at by the entire family.

PLEASE someone else tell me they've been the victim of post-coital nuttiness.....

topcat450

I told her I loved her
now that WAS a mistake!

Jerricho

An ex-girlfriend and I one night got back from the pub and decided the couch looked like a great place for a little fornication. Unfortunately afterwards we both fell asleep..butt naked and all.

Didn't help when housemate returned home from work later that evening and walked in to the lounge room...................

Ozzy

Does this qualify?

Sweet talked a young student lass into a post gig shag in her room in the halls of residence. Post coitus I need to pee, grab the nearest thing to hand to cover my naked self to make the trek down the hall to the (all female) bathroom. It was her very feminine bathrobe that just closed enough to cover dangly bits and such. Sneak into bathroom, it's 2AM and no one is about. Go into stall and let rip a torrent. Just as I start this slash of an evening's worth of pints, the fire alarm goes off....

Ozzy

DishMan

Angels
LMAO!

Ozzy
Either you was set-up or that's one fiery hose you have there!!!!

ShyTorque

The stupidest thing I did was take two photos of my missus's bare bum when she fell asleep afterwards on the sofa.

Seemed funny at the time, especially as it was her camera.

Not so funny a week or so later when she went in the photo shop to get her nice family piccies back. The chap in the shop made some lewd comment that she didn't understand till she saw the offending pics of her own white bum.

She has never, EVER, forgiven me!

Rwy in Sight

I am not sure if it qualifies but here it goes:

I was seeing a lass (very conservative in most aspects I would say) and I was trying to shag her for the first time. She evaded an invitation and we end up talking about double hull tankers.

Anyway she makes up her mind and after dinner with a friend she leads me back to her place. It turns she had condoms available, we did it, I worked hard, we finished and she gets up to go to the bathroom, I get up to make some coffee to avoid falling rapidly asleep... Obviously it was my second time on her appartment and she did not appreciate me looking for coffee in her drawers...


BTW Coffee was much better than the relation with her... and I fell victim to the Wonder Bra phenomenon (she didid imporove on that field a bit later) although I wouldn't mind doing her again....

Rwy in Sight

chiglet

Married 18 months, sprog in pram...outside. came home from work, Both fancied a "quickie". Came down stairs to find Mum sat on setee, cuddling said sprog
watp,iktch

Onan the Clumsy

One time I cut my knee climbing over the barbed wire fence getting back to my car. My girlfriend didn't half baa...I mean laugh at me.

BRL

Pulled a journo from Hull at a student party in Warrington one night. Done the business and both fell into a drunken sleep. Woke up next morning and could not for the life of me remember her name. We done it again and I was getting pretty embarrassed at not knowing her name yet being pretty naughty with her so I looked around for clues. Above her bed was a card pinned to the wall saying "Congratualations on passing you driving test Debbie, well done, love mum and dad". I then spent the morning calling her Debbie and telling everyone how great Debbie was only to be told about a week later by someone that Debbie was away that night and journo-girl was 'borrowing' her mates(Debbies) room.............

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Ozzy

So Euro lasses keep coffee in their knickers then Rwy in Sight Where do they store the sugar then?

Ozzy