Pilots being such a womanising bunch of individual's (well the males anyway, dont know much about the lady pilots), I was wondering whether pick up lines were a actually used? b of any use, other than a laugh? c got u laid?
Personally Ive never used them, having generally fortified myself with some dutch courage, walking over and saying "hello" has seemed to work ok so far.
Anyway here are some to get started
"Do you mind if we just talk about how beautiful you are?"
"Give me ten minutes of your time and I could be yours for a lifetime"
"Your Dad must have been a theif to have stolen the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes"
"This must be your lucky day, Im single"
"I seem to have lost my dog, Do you think you could help me find it in this motel?"
I tend not to use them too often myself, however that seems to be directly proportional to the amount of alcohol I happen to be consuming at the time.....
a) They get used b) Always good for a laugh c) Very rarely work
Those that have worked:
"Do you sleep on your stomach .......Can I??"
" If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?"
Only try this on a girl who you know has been looking at you with that 'I want to be yours look'...
Look at her until she stares back...call her over using only one finger (logically, use the one next to your thumb!)... IF she comes over....say "I made you come here with just one finger, imagine what I can do with two". This one will usually work...
Those that don't work and will make you duck!
"Get on your knees and smile like a donut"
"Why don`t you come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
" Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much you look like my first wife, can I ask you your name.
("How many times have you been married?) Never."
My Favorite.......
"Nice shoes.....Wanna F#ck?"
Good Luck to those whom are brave or stupid enough to use any of these.....
A mate of mine once used the following,
"It sounds like you're from Liverpool, fancy a f*ck?"... And the two of them have now been happy together for 15 years.
Another friend of Greek extraction frequently used...
"You're a beautiful girl, have you got any Greek in you?" Reply was normally "No", to which he would say, "Do you want some?" Never knew him to have much success though.
Surprisingly, "Fancy a shag?" works remarkably well!!
Say it in a lighthearted way, hold her gaze as her eyes widen and then laugh, and say "only joking". She'll laugh, usually, and then you say "well, maybe later", and laugh again.
If she says, "in your dreams" with a smile, instead of "piss off", you know you're in. Then on to the pre-shag drinks and conversation.
This line works best with someone who you have met before, albeit briefly. So, a good one for the hosties. Just walk into the hotel bar, walk straight over and say it!!
Believe me - this works!! If you haven't tried it, have a go.
Two caveats:
1) You have got to do it with complete confidence. No shy mumblings or shifty eyes, or they'll think you're a pervert.
2) I have never tried it on someone I have never met briefly, or been working with, before. If you try it completely cold, on your own head and crotch be it!
[This message has been edited by Gerund (edited 27 May 2001).]
LOL great replies everyone. Mine's a little mundane in contrast to the above pick-up lines, but it does occasionally nevertheless get me what I require. Please do remember that I have generally consumed excessive amounts of beer at this stage, which frequently results in my being misheard the first time.
Me: "Wanna dance?"
Girl: "Say again?"
Me: "Wanna dance?"
Girl: "What's that?"
Me: "Wanna... oh for ****s sake"
Girl: "You're asking me to dance?"
Me: "Umm, yeah (gonna regret this in the morning, but nevermind. Let's face it, she isn't exactly good-looking)"
Girl: "Hmm... I'm umm... I've got a boyfriend"
Me: "So? Oh, ok then. Next... lol"
If they say no from now on or make up some unlikely excuse, I'll incorporate BRL's "you look fat in this skirt" superb line into my speech.
------------------ I spend most of my money on beer and women; the rest I just waste.
[This message has been edited by Natterjack (edited 27 May 2001).]
Forget pick-up lines, they just don't work I've got a much simpler and time proven formula:
GO UGLY EARLY AND AVOID THE RUSH! :rolleyes
Just remember never go for the ugliest girl in the room she knows what you're up to and will give you as much S**T as the best looking so go for the second ugliest woman 'cause she thinks to her self "he's not talking to me becuase I'm the ugliest one in the room, look at that dog over their!!!"
Big Red L the line is: "I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS !"
(See - it rhymes, which is the whole point! )
How about: M:"Do you masturbate with these two fingers?"
(Holding up first and second finger) F:"None of your business!" M:"Well - you should!" F:"Why" M:"Because they are mine!"
Tried a few oneliners myself. One that didn't work was: Me: Fance a pizza and a shag? Her: Fock off!!!! Me: What?? U don't like pizza??
One I haven't had the nerve to try: Me: U don't sweat much for a fat chick! I doubt it would work with anyone.
One that did work (though I don't know why): Me: I love you Her: You don't even know me!! Me: Well lets change that! Can I buy you a beer while we get to know each other??
"You must be a highjumper, cause you make my bar rise..."
"Would you like to play Titanic ? Good. When I say 'iceberg', you go down, okay ? "
Said to a girl standing nearby at a bar, who has obviously been interested but hesitant to make the first move. CAUTION : ENSURE NO BOUNCERS ARE LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION, OR THAT 'BIG BROTHER' IS NOT WATCHING Remove an icecube from your spirit tumbler, place on the bar, beside the girl, and with a hammering fist, crush the icecube. Then tell her :
"Now that the ice has been broken, let's talk...I'm _____....you really have stunning eyes....."
Another one I tried on a chic recently...well, she started it anyway
Her : Hey stud, wanna come back to my place for coffee ? (wink, wink) Me : Only if you tell me NOW what coffee you have - I have been disappointed one too many times before - don't wanna be hurt again..
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'There is some satisfaction, that is mighty sweet to take, when you reach a destination you thought you'd never make...'
Pick Up Lines?
actually used?
