tony draper

A young viking warrior called Leiff,
owned a organ that caused him much grief.
So small was his tadger, the ladies did badger,
in winter it must be invisible.

Biggles Flies Undone

flaps - maybe they were just shouting to see if they got an echo

tony draper

My name is Eric Hairy Arse,
plunder is my life.
I sail my longship far and wide
Causing lots of strife.
But when my misty shores I spy
I'm happy as can be
to see my special boyfriend there,
a waiting on the quay.

freightdoggy dog

td, does this mean that capt pugwash was a viking? seem to remember his crew included "Roger the boy" and "Seamen Stains"!

TowerDog

Eric: (D.b.a. Tony Draper)

Uh, Tony you should consider quitting that homo-sexual lifestyle:
I know your boyfriend will miss yer hairy arse, but think about the risk of HIV and other uh, consequences of anal sex.

This of course just a friendly advise from a fellow sailor.

tony draper

Hmmm, Was Wordsworth a daffodil?.
Was Kipling a Fuzzy Wuzzy?.
Was Richard the Third really a hunchback?.
Should ladies be allowed to serve on Lizzy Windsors ships of the line, thus bringing to a end hundreds of years of traditional sodomy?.
Did Sir Larry actually have a affair with Danny Kay ?.
All these questions have puzzled mankind.
All these things we are free to discuss here.
the scope is almost endless, do not dispair,
no need for politics, religion, or sex.

Some clarification required here, Who's shagging who? is that classed as sex or gossip.?

[ 27 September 2001: Message edited by: tony draper ]

TowerDog

And the old question about eating with the fork in the right or left had, don't forget that Eric..

Thanks for the input Flaps, you certainly know of the qualities being questioned by them here jealaous Brits.

Tricky: Yup, thats me, a romantic kind of guy.
Girls like it that way: Treat a Lady like a pig and a pig like a Lady.

Eric

TowerDog,

Much as I'd love to claim credit for Mr D's insan..erm...idiosyncratic views on life, I would remind you that he has put me in his black book.

I'm currently living in Hiding (a small town just outside Incognito) (yes I know I've done that joke before but with Tony after me, I've got other things on my mind!))

Please don't bring me to his attention even further by associating me with him.

I don't want to go to the place with the stones.

[ 28 September 2001: Message edited by: Eric ]

pulse1

Eric,

If you happen to meet guyincognito there, whatever you do, don't talk about religion or it won't be just Mr D who's after you.

Stiff Lil' Fingers

I think the Scandis get their reparations via the ludicrous amounts of money that get spent at IKEA every weekend and bank holiday. Ooops, I forgot, IKEA is owned by a Dutch company.

At least we can thank the Scandis for inventing the paperclip and the cheese-slice. Where would we be without them!

tony draper

Draper likes that idea
CUTTING THE BLOOD EAGLE
those Scandewigians came up with, give them that, they knew how to have fun.

What is a woman that you forsake her,
And the hearth-fire and the home-acre,
To go with the old grey Widow-maker?

[ 28 September 2001: Message edited by: tony draper ]

Mycroft

Lets face it, the Danes spent all the danegeld and no longer have anything worth nicking (except flaps of course). In the 12th century Southampton was attacked by a french pirate who spent the proceeds setting self up in the south of France, so to put it simply if reparations are in order WE WANT MONACO BACK

Tcas climb

From youre very own backyard, Flypuppy is his name, copied of another thread:

Need more be said?

Edited for gender

[ 02 October 2001: Message edited by: Tcas climb ]

Mycroft

Flypuppy may wear a skirt (well, kilt) but there are witnesses from bashes that he is male

Techman

Big Ben is a prime example of penis envy, if I ever did see one.