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Old 26th Nov 2003, 19:52   #1 (permalink)
 
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Unfortnately worded adverts

Down here in Oz Toyota have just launched a new car called the Kluger. Unfortunately I don't think they really thought through the wording of the ad for it. The line being.......

"where you take it is up to you"



Anyone got any other good ones?

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Old 26th Nov 2003, 20:34   #2 (permalink)
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Old 26th Nov 2003, 21:23   #3 (permalink)
 
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abbey national in the UK (bulding society turned bank) - their rebranding campaign (new name 'abbey') was

'we're bored with banking'

?????
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Old 26th Nov 2003, 22:35   #4 (permalink)
 
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These have done the rounds, but still worth repeating!

When the US brewery Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, it was unfortunately read as "Suffer from diarrhea".

The hair-care firm Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had a use for the "manure stick".

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market, which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).

When Pepsi launched it's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" campaign in China, it was translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave".

And Coke also had a problem there! The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Ke-kou-ke-la", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax", depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 characters to find a phonetic equivalent "ko-kou-ko-le", translating into "happiness in the mouth".

Canabalism? - When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you". Instead, the company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant"!

Not too sure about this last one, since I thought "embarazar" was the Spanish for "embarrass". Perhaps urban myth?
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 00:42   #5 (permalink)

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Car manufacurers have to be careful in this age of the global market.

The Vauxhall Nova had to be called the Corsa in Spain because No va in Spanish means wont go.

Fiat Punto - Punto is Greek for penis.

Toyotas MR2 had to be renamed for the French market. In French it reads as M Air Deux, said quickly it sounds like merde which is French for excrement.
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 01:08   #6 (permalink)

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Buick had to rename the Lacross in Canada because it meant w@nker.
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 02:43   #7 (permalink)
 
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In Central America, Mitsubishi's 'Pajero' also meant w@nker! And didn't the Triumph Acclaim when marketed in Germany translate to ‘Sieg Heil!’ ?
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 05:01   #8 (permalink)

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About the Nova, looks like it is an urban legend

see : http://www.urbanlegends.com/products...va_mexico.html

The Vauxhall Nova is originally the Opel Corsa, designed in Germany. It is known as the Corsa all over Europe, I don't know why Vauxhall changed its name to Nova in the UK (maybe because Corsa might have been a reminder of Corsica, hence some Mr Buonaparte, which might have been a sales killer) (just speculating)
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 05:09   #9 (permalink)

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American computer giant Wang, wished to introduce an after-sales service programme called WangCare....... went down well in the UK

Many,many years ago, I worked in a lab and used a piece of equipment called a Wayne Kerr meter. Can anyone remember what they actually measured because no-one at work believes that they really existed!

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Old 27th Nov 2003, 05:18   #10 (permalink)

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It wasn't only the Nova/Corsa, there were also the Kadett/Astra, Ascona/Cavalier, Vectra/Cavalier, Rekord/Carlton, Omega/Carlton, etc.

I heard t'was because GM (or their predecessors) feared 'Opel' wouldn't sell in post-WW2 Britain, as it was seen as a German brand. Hence they ran with Vauxhall, a definitively British name, and differentiated the models. This might also be an Urban Legend.

Oops, I'm turning into a trainspotter. Time for a cheese sandwich...
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 05:28   #11 (permalink)
 
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Wayne Kerr - They do exist!!

Whirlygig,

Wayne Kerr (electronic component testers) still going strong in Chichester. My recollection is it was started by Mr Wayne and Mr Kerr, but I cannot find anything on their website to back this up. I believe they answer the phone as Kerr Electronics!

Here's the link to their website
http://www.waynekerrtest.com/index1.htm

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Old 27th Nov 2003, 17:25   #12 (permalink)
 
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There was once a long life beer with the slogan
"Starts where other beers finish"
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 18:44   #13 (permalink)
 
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Going off the subject of adverts, when the film Chariots of Fire was released in France, due to type of dog up in the marketing department, it became 'Supermarket Trollies of Fire'.
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 20:35   #14 (permalink)

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Great thread this.

Again, slightly off-topic -- but I think relevant, I was told by an ex-naval chap (a retired admiral, it must be said) that there was a bit of a problem when it was decided during the First World War that females could become serving members of the Royal Navy.

These ladies are called WRENS (can't be bothered to google the acronym), but the original name for them was the Women's Auxillary Naval Corps.

Then someone at War Office realised the problem with the acronym.....

Was he winding me up?
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Old 27th Nov 2003, 21:12   #15 (permalink)
 
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since we've gone slightly off topic, can anyone substantiate the urban myth that Greater Manchester Police had a "Fast Action Response Team"?

Fondly known as the fart squad!

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Old 27th Nov 2003, 21:28   #16 (permalink)
 
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Apparently, POWERGEN have just bought up their Italian counterparts. Initial suggestions for the south European subsidiary included simply adding the suffix '-Italia'. Quickly rethought when it was first written down and some bright spark realised that the result became 'PowerGenItalia'.

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Old 27th Nov 2003, 21:58   #17 (permalink)
 
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Gunner B12, I don't know about that, but was there ever a Cambridge University Netball Team?
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Old 28th Nov 2003, 00:21   #18 (permalink)
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Old 28th Nov 2003, 00:37   #19 (permalink)
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Fokker:

I think smeone must have told them, 'cos if you try to visit powergenitalia.com you now get a polite message redirecting you:

"Ci siamo trasferiti al nostro nuovo indirizzo:

www.batterychargerpowergen.it "

Now is there any truth in the one about Bird's Eye calling them Frozen Cod Pieces before someone pointed out what they'd done and it was changed to "Fish Fingers" ?
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Old 28th Nov 2003, 05:20   #20 (permalink)
 
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There is indeed a Cambridge Uni Netball Team. There's also Cambridge Uni Musical Theatre, which is close enough after a few beers...
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