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Old 17th Oct 2003, 17:43   #1 (permalink)

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Tits problem

Over the last few days a Blue Tit has taken to attacking the window frames of my house and is intent on pecking out the putty. What to do? 12 bore seems a bit OTT and would also remove said windows.

And no tit-proof double-glazing sales calls TY.
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 17:46   #2 (permalink)
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Paint the putty with a blend of tabasco and that anti-nail biting stuff!
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 22:10   #4 (permalink)
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A 12b Shotgun would do the trick
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 22:16   #5 (permalink)
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I believe the Tit, like most wild birds is a protected species, you will get your collar felt if you go round shooting them, the obvious answer is to supply them with something a bit tastier than putty, nuts fat seeds and such, twill be the oil in the putty the poor little buggas seek, to tide em over the winter.
I have no objection to you useing your 12 gauge on burglers car thieves and such, but tiz a sin to kill poor little critters who are just trying to survive.
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:06   #7 (permalink)

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Mr D, just bought one of those hanging lard/seed cake thingies to hang in an adjacent tree. (Thinks: Blackmailed by a half-ounce avian)
Cat not an option as dogs would make it into a Davy Crockett hat.
Another option I just thunk of is to put a model bird of prey on the window ledge to scare it off.

We will see.

Ed to add:
I already put out a coupla handfull of seed every morning but the little sod is too dim/idle to fly round to the front garden with the rest of 'em.
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:14   #8 (permalink)
 
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Putty addiction is a terrible thing, gerrit into a program.


Wonder if you can get putty patches,sort of wean it off yer windows
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:31   #9 (permalink)
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I'd agree -- do something before it becomes set in it's ways.

There'll be less pane that way.

How is it's health on this diet ? Does it by any chance have a glazed expression ?

A beady stare is a bad sign, too.

Anyway, it's good to get it off your chest. How do you feel ?
 
Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:36   #10 (permalink)
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I think the poor little thing's been framed, myself.
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Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:43   #11 (permalink)
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Sounds like it's fate is sealed then, unless someone can shed new light on things. An open and shut case ?

Perhaps all this tit needs is support.

Sorry, I'm really milking this one.
 
Old 17th Oct 2003, 23:52   #12 (permalink)

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Nothing like grabbing hold of errant tits and giving them a good old seeing to.

(btw, seen how many hits this thread has had? - we're just a set of old pervs..)
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Old 18th Oct 2003, 00:35   #13 (permalink)
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Old 18th Oct 2003, 01:14   #14 (permalink)
 
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Use a shotgun and you'll end up doing bird ! (sorry)
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Old 18th Oct 2003, 01:33   #15 (permalink)
 
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Leave the Tits alone, they do a very good job. I love to see Tits at work
Actually they need fats/oils to survive the winter, so a few fat cakes etc should do the trick.
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Old 18th Oct 2003, 02:30   #16 (permalink)
 
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Is it fresh putty or has it cured? If it's fresh mix a bit of a salt with it, that usually puts them off. If it's cured try hanging some fishing line with beads or small weights at the bottom over the opening.
Alternatively make up one of those fat cakes al la Blue Peter. It's the linseed oil that they're after to bulk up ready for winter. So tempt them away with some lard
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Old 18th Oct 2003, 13:08   #17 (permalink)
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Drapes and four_two is right, 'tis the linseed oil they be after.

Give 'em an alternative source, but don't let it get too hot, lest it should explode.

Get thee also a felix domesticus, and feed it seldom whilst said tits are in residence.

Above measures should save thy putty.

Failing that, go with the 12-guage option, and lie to your insurance company.

Good luck
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Old 20th Oct 2003, 18:29   #18 (permalink)

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Update:

Bought small, furry toy tigger, placed on windowledge, woken at 0700 Sunday by sound of Tits pointing & giggling at same.

Placed fat & nut feeder in adjacent tree, woken 0700 Monday by Tits squabbling over same. Putty not attacked though.

Truce so far.
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Old 20th Oct 2003, 18:42   #19 (permalink)
 
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So there you go. All you need to do is tempt them with delicious home cooked fayre and tits of all varieties will be putty in your hands
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Old 20th Oct 2003, 20:53   #20 (permalink)
 
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and tits of all varieties will be putty in your hands
Especially Jordans

I'll get me coat
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