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Old 26th September 2003, 15:18   #1 (permalink)
 
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Finish the sentence thread. (Updated 3 dec 2003)

The idea is to continue this thread by adding to a sentence or finishing one and beginning the next in every post. Occasional cut and posts of all entries to see the entire story will be done. I will Start.





Vernon was a wiley character, his beard hid his emotions well, emotions that could give away..........

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....his real purpose in life. So it was strange when....
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he received a jury duty summons listing his occupation as....
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... he thought he was a real life Uncle Albert, in fact he felt like...
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a beer. But this was
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....not possible due to the fact that he was...
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residing at "Her Majesty's Pleasure" which made his call for Jury Duty even more confusing. He had found himself incarcerated due to...
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a misunderstanding with a kipper in a lift. Things were
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difficult in prison for a man with a nervous wink and an inability to keep grip on soap bars. This lead to....
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Vernon's strangle horselike walk, giving him the appearance of.......
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... John Wayne sitting on a cactus, until...
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Old 26th September 2003, 21:28   #12 (permalink)
 
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...on tuesday the 10th july 2001 he was waddling back from his morning shower and Boris 'the bu??erer' Jenkins was playing a game of bridge when...
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the unexpected happened. At first
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Old 26th September 2003, 22:39   #14 (permalink)
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......Vernon thought that Boris was talking to somebody else. Boris had never asked Vernon to play with his....
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..trump, but what could vernon do? He remebered the last time Boris asked something of him....
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Old 26th September 2003, 22:55   #16 (permalink)

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but it had been difficult to understand as his ears were being squashed between his knees . He paused, ears a twitching, and knees a knocking
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Old 26th September 2003, 22:59   #17 (permalink)
 
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he outstretched his hand, vernon had a strange feeling of...
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warmth. Then he realised
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...what Boris had placed between his knees. It was a huge....
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