The crew transport is the back of the mechanics van.
A company uniform doesnt excist, just throw together a white shirt and some stripes.
That white shirt is black with grease within 2 days.
You've realised you never worn those aviators sunglasses you've bought last christmas.
You say, wow the visiblity is pretty good with the moon out.
Begging the girl of the starbucks to give you crew discount.
The girl of starbucks not believing you're crew cause she has never heard of the company name that's on your badge.
You're carying 2 bags with you, 1 for some clothes and 1 for microwave food, a sixpack of beer and all the fruit you stole from the breakfast.
Your parking position is so far away it isn't shown on the jeppesen plates.
I can go on for hours like this!
Sad thing is; It's all true...