The routes out of LEJ; - They are there.
Commuting in/out of LEJ; - Works fine in my 72' Mini Morris. Got friends who's got 2CVs, that seems to work well too.
Accomodation in LEJ; - You should get a shag-flat, yes.
Time to upgrade; - The command course is about 3 weeks, pal.
Staff travelS on other airlines; - Yes, you do get to travel as staff on other airlines. But you will have to pay for it as all the rest, pal.
Cabin crew; - They are soaking wet and come in boxes of 1x1x1m and you need to blow them (up).
Hope these advices will bring you closer to our beautiful machines

