My favourite Cathay pilot jokes are...

[Soul planet]

We are the world's best team!!!

[Sand Man]

"Come visit us in the fleet office at any time, the door is always open"

[Soul planet]

"We are the best service straight from the heart!!" while putting on the world best cabin crew mug lid onto my cup.

[Bangaluru]

"I'm going into training to give something back."

"I'm going into training because my wife said it would be a good idea."

"I'm running CRM courses because my roster was cr.p. I was going to work way too often."

[goathead]

'I get 1.0 hrs credit for being a CRM facilitator.'

And I get a go at the ISD girls .... , behind my wife's back

And the 3rd floor thinks I am a legend And I think I'm a legend

[Threethirty]

"Did you check the paperwork?'

[main_dog]

"Happy with flight plan?"

"Can't see any reason to take anymore..."

[cxorcist]

Truly the best quote in CX...

"No, no, flight plan fuel."

No, I don't need the sector.
No, I don't want the sector.
Flight plan fuel is fine...

[LS8C1]

''I've read the notams''

[kmagyoyo]

We've obviously flown together

[Cpt. Underpants]

"My 3-bar was fine, but the star chamber STILL failed me"

[Cavallier]

"When I turn 58-59 I'm out of here"

[Cpt. Underpants]

The missus and I are tight. She and the sprogs will move down to Oz and I'll commute. She'll be awright mate...

[Cpt. Underpants]

If we vote no, the company will have to come back with a better offer...

[Hellenic aviator]

Tank to engine

[Fac6]

"Check"

"Clear right, left"

[boocs]

"I've got my 5 year plan" or "I'm outta here in 4 years"

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[Cpt. Underpants]

"There's no way they'd try a 49ers stunt again. They just can't afford that sort of negative publicity..."

[letsfly75]

"If we don't vote yes we're giving up free money!"

[channis]

satvoice lost

For the 10th time, shut the **** up...