Pimp Daddy, you're a funny bastard

It's a pity that what you wrote is not only true, but hilarious.

Icarus, it's unlikely QL would have sufficient crew to be able to do this without contracting the NSW/QLD flying. Quality people are still leaving, as Smithy wrote.
Spinnerhead, Sidchrome House* couldn't even get your Canberra base right

(although it worked well at driving a wedge between the SSA and EAA pilots - until they woke up to what the agenda was).
This, combined with the recent Adelaide crew base disaster at the forefront of Eastern pilots' memories

- why would anyone put their hand up for a Perth transfer?
If QL really want this to go ahead (if the rumour is, in fact, true) then it will probably need to be done with forced transfers in reverse seniority. The alternative, as others have alluded to, is to send the Yarpies there. You know - closer to home, etc

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Sidchrome House - A place where you can find lots of shiny tools.