Flight Attendants nicknames

[Ejector]

I was just wondering what are some of the best nick names you have been called?

For example like “Trolley Dolly” etc……..

[crewboi83]

I have been refered to as "stewardess" even tho im not camp! cheek!
Although the other day i wasnt refered to with words, i was whistled at!! to which i replied with "have u lost ur dog mate? if u trying clicknig ur fingers, i usually cum quicker!!"

[brain fade]

Always liked 'Bunchucker' myself but too afraid to actually use it face to face.
'Hostie' is my preferred term.

[HZ123]

In the days of the L1011 we had the 'under galley gobler'.

[azzmang]

Some oldies but goodies

Cart-Tart

Galley-Hag

Galley-F*g (where appropriate)

[Middle Seat]

Air Mattress is how one acquaintance refers to himself.

[titmitch]

I once had a passenger refer to me as "OI" to which I responded "I am every so sorry sir but I don't answer to OI and carried on walking up the cabin.

Most of the usual ones really

Tart with a cart
Hostie
Galley Slave because thats where I was working most of the time.
My best one is Glorified waitress in the sky!

[apaddyinuk]

I prefer the term "Flight Comfort Engineer"!!!!

[SkySista]

How about "Pilot Nanny"

[TFlyguy]

In-flight beverage dispenser

[Qwannas]

ever seen the Channel 9 Footy Show?

(for Rugby League) There is this hilarious character called 'Trent the Flight Attendant'.

Flying to ROK and the AC was FULL of these big Kiwi footy players, they all decided to ignore the real name of the poor male flight attendant I was flying with and called him 'Trent' the entire sector. (Cheeky buggers - it was very funny!)

Fortunately, he had a great sense of humour and played along with it.

[danflybe]

My particular favoutite is Coffee Jockey.....!!!

[Peak Tram Driver]

well down in Oz we naturally have a few more names.....
Biscuit Chucker.....
Wagon Dragon....
saying that they have some good names for us up the front....and well deserved in some cases!
Anyway they are all great company to fly with!

[sinala1]

I think my personal favourite, if not somewhat crass, is Hostitute.....

[exmax]

In my purser days, I had an irate pax say to me, "you should come to see me straight away, I mean you're the Head Waiter" - go figure

[whattimedoweland]

As a senior crew member I call myself 'the head of teapots'!!.

WTDWL.

[mcluhan]

funny one i heard is " bubblegum scraper "

[RaverFlaver]

I laghued when I heard space waitress.

[trollies_r_go]

This dirty backpacker on one of my flights once yelled out to me "Stewart" to which I (with a confused look) said "sorry mam my name is ******" to which she replied "huh?" I said "you called me Stewart, my name is actually ****** (pointing to badge)", she then said "no I called you steward" to which I replied "yes passenger, can I get you something?"

Steward!!!! Pfffrtt as if! This is Oz.

[RevMan2]

"Sandwich mechanic" was a 70s BA-ism