silverware
Come on Treacle, don't be like that. No pissing contest, just expressing the opinion that it's a bit rude to turn on people who tried to help you. Hope you're a little more amicable when dishing out that terrible coffee of yours.
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| small penis, bad skin, ugly girlfriend, |
Ahh, that explains it. You're my ex. The one woman who would know such intimate details about me while failing to raise my....interest. God she was ugly

What with me being hung like a hamster and her being somewhat 'loose' (does the phrase 'wizard's sleeve' mean anything?) it was never going to go well.
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| Let's hug and be friends again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Christ no!! That's how I got this bad skin in the first place. Remember?
G-SPOTs. Many appalogeys. I thought I gave it to you last time, sorry. Try here
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ns/popcorn.gif For others just Google 'popcorn emoticon' or similar.
Oh, speaking of emoticons. Silverware!!! You still there luv? Here. You use this one

, I'll use this

, see who wins.
