17th Apr 2003, 08:33
Embarking upon the good ship matrimony I find that my lack of correspondence with you rogues has left me fresh out of ideas for the honeymoon...
Now I know you lot can devise me a simple set of rules of engagement to be going on with...
The use of force is justified - but you will be expected to kiss better any boo boo's
When engaging with the enemy all care must be taken not to gross out the civilian population.
Ensure a suitable ceasefire for the arrival of the Support Convoy( Breakfast trolley)
17th Apr 2003, 08:47
I wish I could help!
These days, all I remember is the 'Honey-do" which, I can tell you from personal experience lasts a lot longer then the Honey-moon.
After almost 32 years of (uninterrupted) married bliss, the honey-moon is but a faint memory.
I suggest a lot of pictures even if they are not the kind you can show to your family!
17th Apr 2003, 08:56
*add to list
-Chocolate Body Paint.....
17th Apr 2003, 10:37
Congratulations jazzi (and Mr. J.) We missed ya when you dropped out for a while and it's good to see you back. :cool:
Honeymoon ideas? ... Errmm how about that good old traditional stand-by ... chocolate body paint?
17th Apr 2003, 12:27
Oh my stars, it's the sainted jazzi; be still my heart!
Matrimony? Let's hope you can break the trend of most mariages, dear girl. Remember marriages are made and broken in the bedroom, so you are off to a flying start. ;)
My attempting to add to your list would be akin to my advising Don Bradman how to bat, but just in case of minor memory lapses, don't forget the handcuffs and the school uniform.
Good luck, have fun, and come back to us. No, it isn't what it used to be, but we miss you.
18th Apr 2003, 06:58
Bloody good to see you!
Watch out for that chocolate body paint. It can look like something else. That something else is not conducive to passion I can tell you.
Any way, good to see you're thinking :E