oncemorealoft
5th Mar 2003, 13:44
It seems US Airways sent the following out to UK travel agents this week!
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Dear Agent
The political situation has been keeping your clients glued to the
television
screens in their homes and away from your market. You need something to get
them
away from the doom and gloom and on the phone to you and into your offices.
Well, we have just the thing for you to get them excited again.
Bombard your clients with our enclosed special, 'WEAPONS OF MASS
DISTRACTION'.
Beware, every one of them is lethal and will bring people out of their homes
begging you for more.
Distract them with the facts about our services which more and more
passengers
have come to set their standards on.
Distraction Number 1: our Airbus A 330 aircraft, probably the best service
across the Atlantic, with convenient connections to over 200 cities in the
USA,
Canada and the Caribbean. (Some flights operate with a 767 aircraft).
Distraction Number 2: our 34 inch seat pitch, the most comfortable way to
the
USA.
Distraction Number 3: our state of the art 'video and audio on demand'
entertainment system at every seat, with over 100 hours of video and audio
they
can chose when they want, guaranteed to keep them entertained and in full
control.
So, Mobilise your army, dispatch your troops, mount the pressure, attack.
Do not wait any longer, don't exercise your 'veto' and Dont 'Blair around
the
Bush'.
Be a Dictator and unlease our 'Weapons of Mass Distraction' on to your
clients.
You'll find that you may have to seek asylum in an exotic tropical paradise
when
they storm you with their credit cards.
If you need further support your 'Allies' are standing by to take your call
on
0845 XXXXX, or 0207 XXXXXXXX or 0161 XXXXXXXX.
Happy Hunting
Best Regards
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Dear Agent
The political situation has been keeping your clients glued to the
television
screens in their homes and away from your market. You need something to get
them
away from the doom and gloom and on the phone to you and into your offices.
Well, we have just the thing for you to get them excited again.
Bombard your clients with our enclosed special, 'WEAPONS OF MASS
DISTRACTION'.
Beware, every one of them is lethal and will bring people out of their homes
begging you for more.
Distract them with the facts about our services which more and more
passengers
have come to set their standards on.
Distraction Number 1: our Airbus A 330 aircraft, probably the best service
across the Atlantic, with convenient connections to over 200 cities in the
USA,
Canada and the Caribbean. (Some flights operate with a 767 aircraft).
Distraction Number 2: our 34 inch seat pitch, the most comfortable way to
the
USA.
Distraction Number 3: our state of the art 'video and audio on demand'
entertainment system at every seat, with over 100 hours of video and audio
they
can chose when they want, guaranteed to keep them entertained and in full
control.
So, Mobilise your army, dispatch your troops, mount the pressure, attack.
Do not wait any longer, don't exercise your 'veto' and Dont 'Blair around
the
Bush'.
Be a Dictator and unlease our 'Weapons of Mass Distraction' on to your
clients.
You'll find that you may have to seek asylum in an exotic tropical paradise
when
they storm you with their credit cards.
If you need further support your 'Allies' are standing by to take your call
on
0845 XXXXX, or 0207 XXXXXXXX or 0161 XXXXXXXX.
Happy Hunting
Best Regards
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