CleanAirTurbulence
11th Oct 2001, 18:17
Lots of understanderably miserable folks out there so here's an attempt a more light hearted link.
To anyone who is about to go to an interview here is my advice: don't say c£nt. May sound obvious however I managed to do it at my RAF ALCO filter interview.
Since I work on a refinery, ****, C*nt etc are perfectly acceptable descriptive words and are frequently used as a matter of course to start / end sentences. After 2 years it becomes second nature. Sitting in interview with v attractive ALCO, and starting to feel relaxed / flirty. She says: "So how would you describe your general fitness". Says I: "Pretty good. I've been trying to lose about two stone and i'm nearly there, its the last couple of pounds that are proving to be the c*nt! LONG SILENCE.
"Sorry Mr ******, we won't be progressing with your application at this stage. May I suggest that you re-apply in 12 months." I.e when i'm too old to be a pilot. Fecking crabs. No sense of humour. Thats my interpretation and i'm sticking to it.
Anybody else got some stories?
CAT
To anyone who is about to go to an interview here is my advice: don't say c£nt. May sound obvious however I managed to do it at my RAF ALCO filter interview.
Since I work on a refinery, ****, C*nt etc are perfectly acceptable descriptive words and are frequently used as a matter of course to start / end sentences. After 2 years it becomes second nature. Sitting in interview with v attractive ALCO, and starting to feel relaxed / flirty. She says: "So how would you describe your general fitness". Says I: "Pretty good. I've been trying to lose about two stone and i'm nearly there, its the last couple of pounds that are proving to be the c*nt! LONG SILENCE.
"Sorry Mr ******, we won't be progressing with your application at this stage. May I suggest that you re-apply in 12 months." I.e when i'm too old to be a pilot. Fecking crabs. No sense of humour. Thats my interpretation and i'm sticking to it.
Anybody else got some stories?
CAT