How to put slap on - EK style

[crewmeal]

Tongue in cheek - Thought this might cheer a few up and makes a change chatting about rostering.

Emirates air hostesses take over an HOUR to apply 'enforced' make-up | Travel News | Travel | Daily Express (http://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/752812/emirates-airline-flight-attendants)

How long does it take the guys to put their faces on?

[Monarch Man]

Less than a minute, just depends if the missus is happy to see me go to work or not, then again I'm not a 20 something Generation Y spikey gelled hair person.