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Tinker
5th Jul 2002, 13:13
I haven't researched these personaly so I can't say if they are true or not but.....


1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in
tropical fish stores.

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in
the room to witness the act.

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."


No. 7 makes me sceptical ( I always thought it was carpet shops but heh!)

None the less I thought a few of these points may be worthy of comment
:D



Voidhawk
5th Jul 2002, 13:21
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in tropical fish stores.

Just don't lean over the tank when feeding the piranhas :eek:

Tinker
5th Jul 2002, 13:30
but it would be the Pirrahnas that get a nip. :D

pigboat
6th Jul 2002, 01:05
So that's why the chewing gum tasted like rubber the time I got drunk in Baltimore.

TwinNDB
6th Jul 2002, 02:05
Bug*er the fish tanks - See you in Guam :p :eek: :D

Far canal
6th Jul 2002, 03:21
Not true in HK. Murder anyone and you do time.

Slasher
6th Jul 2002, 07:27
WRT no 4, remind me never to w@<hidden> in Jakarta ever again!

AA SLF
6th Jul 2002, 09:23
Slasher -

Promises, promises . . . . . . :rolleyes:

ps - Welcome back

edited to add the "ps"

jarnott
6th Jul 2002, 13:28
I lived in Liverpool for three years and I always thought it strange that my houemate had an unhealthy fascination for tropical fish, now I know why.......

Lee
7th Jul 2002, 06:04
Oral Sex is considered unnatural sex therefore it is illegal, even for a wife to give her husband a blow job in Singapore.

Postitution is legal in Singapore, but prostitutes who give their clients a blowjob run the risk of being hauled to court for having unnatural sex!

Anal Sex is supposedly unheard of in the ears and eyes of the law. So what do the homosexuals do? Your guess is my guess!

djk
7th Jul 2002, 07:22
Lee,

It was an attempt to outlaw homosexuality as to the reason why anal sex was made illegal. I could never understand the punishment that was given. If you were proven to be homosexual, you would be locked away in prison with lots of other men :rolleyes:

Lee
7th Jul 2002, 09:05
Dkosky

Were u referring to S'pore or England's laws on anal sex? I understand that homosexuality is allowed if it is confined to consenting adults in private. Also, in UK, the statistics say one in twenty (1:20) men are homosexuals!

Make love not war! That's was the Beatles message of the 1960s and 1970s.

djk
7th Jul 2002, 10:29
Lee,

I was referring to the UK laws as they were many years ago. however a lot of places in the US still haven't amended their bylaws about homosexuality / anal sex so it's still forbidden even though the law turn a blind eye to it now.

Lee
7th Jul 2002, 14:23
Just found out that all Muslim men must recite a prayer before they penetrate their mate. They can can have all the foreplay but just prior to penetration (into a female vaginia) they must recite a prayer. That's an example of a sex law isn't it?

flapsforty
7th Jul 2002, 15:10
According to a muslim mate of mine you don't know what you are talking about Lee. But he's not all that pious so who knows.
According to me you need to check your spelling when it comes to the female anatomy. :D
According to my gut feeling you are trying to agitate the faeces here, but maybe I'm wrong.

Velvet
7th Jul 2002, 17:47
and there I was thinking that men only said a prayer after..........

Wonder which head they decapitate in Indonnesia........

Trouble with statistics Lee is they are usually based on extrapolated numbers.

I understand that in Alaska it is illegal for moose to have sex on city streets. As it's also illegal to feed them alcohol - a t-total woodland picnic seems the only option for a moose to get laid.

sirwa69
7th Jul 2002, 18:11
I wondered why they sold mirrors in the medical supplies shops here.
:D
Do female doctors need magnifying mirrors for their male clients? :eek: