View Full Version : The Sun says...Sexiest Professions!
ShotOne
25th Jun 2015, 14:28
The Sun newspaper has published a list today of the top sexiest professions. No.1: members of the armed forces. No.2 : pilots...which is surely great news for all on this forum!
Top Bunk Tester
25th Jun 2015, 14:56
Bloody women journalists :E
diginagain
25th Jun 2015, 15:05
... which is surely great news for all on this forum!Hardly news to some of us... :E
MATELO
25th Jun 2015, 15:07
No.1: members of the armed forces. No.2 : pilots.
One concurs.
http://forum.keypublishing.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=173990&d=1245406169
Tankertrashnav
25th Jun 2015, 15:12
There's a hierarchy among pilots of course. I remember a bunch of us tanker guys inviting some schoolteachers to a party at Gutersloh. Once there they immediately latched on to the Lightning jocks and we didnt get a look in :(
Women can be so shallow :*
just another jocky
25th Jun 2015, 15:26
Women can be so shallow
Really? I've always found their judgement on these types of subject to be 1st Class! :E
NutLoose
25th Jun 2015, 15:33
I always thought a Pilot is what you run through before you use the proper tool for the job..... :E
Wander00
25th Jun 2015, 15:42
NL - that is wicked - I don't suppose this story was on P3 of the Sun
huge72
25th Jun 2015, 16:47
Remember 3 things:-
1 Top Gun is a film for Pilots and twelve year olds!
2 Pilots are seat to Collective interface units!
3 Everybody needs a CREWMAN!!!!!
:D
Wensleydale
25th Jun 2015, 17:22
Also remember that the difference between a pilot and a pig is that the pig doesn't spend all night trying to pull a pilot!:8
Danny42C
25th Jun 2015, 18:24
Tankertrashnav,
It's an old, old story. There was even an operatic aria about it: "La donna è mobile" ! :*
Fox3WheresMyBanana
25th Jun 2015, 18:29
Women can be so shallow
If it's any consolation TTN, the casual sex afterwards with women so fickle can be both weigh on the conscience later, and be a little soul-destroying.....
...or at least, I imagine it could be; not having either a conscience or a soul, I wouldn't know for sure. I just enjoyed it ;)
JointShiteFighter
25th Jun 2015, 18:31
Ask any girl who she'd rather be under, a slightly overweight office manager, or a fighter pilot......
It's a no brainer. You lucky sods!
Fox3WheresMyBanana
25th Jun 2015, 18:35
I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.
JointShiteFighter
25th Jun 2015, 18:42
Most young men who aspire to be fighter pilots will say it's because they love fighter aircraft.
They are lying gits - it's mostly because of the choice of girls they'd have at the weekend - single or not! The passion for aircraft will only count for a small part of it.
JointShiteFighter
25th Jun 2015, 18:47
I'd love to take her out for a drink!
First female operational & combat-ready F-22 pilot (http://www.f-16.net/f-22-news-article2987.html)
NutLoose
25th Jun 2015, 19:13
Fox3WheresMyBanana I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.
They were probably wondering what time it was and knew you'd have a f' off big watch on.... :E
ShyTorque
25th Jun 2015, 19:14
I always thought a Pilot is what you run through before you use the proper tool for the job..... :E
Nutty hereby admits that most engineers are proper tools.
unclenelli
26th Jun 2015, 19:38
I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.
Excellent - I'm a professor of physics, meteorology, administration & diplomacy!
Tinribs
26th Jun 2015, 19:48
At a party how can you tell who is a pilot
No need, he'll tell you
thing
26th Jun 2015, 21:34
If it's a Harrier pilot his wife will tell you.
(Obviously no longer applicable to the RAF.)
brakedwell
28th Jun 2015, 16:00
They used to say in Singapore: "You pilots all same, big tikka, small prikka and pay by cheque."