The Sun says...Sexiest Professions!

[ShotOne]

The Sun newspaper has published a list today of the top sexiest professions. No.1: members of the armed forces. No.2 : pilots...which is surely great news for all on this forum!

[Top Bunk Tester]

Bloody women journalists :E

[diginagain]

... which is surely great news for all on this forum!Hardly news to some of us... :E

[MATELO]

No.1: members of the armed forces. No.2 : pilots.

One concurs.

http://forum.keypublishing.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=173990&d=1245406169

[Tankertrashnav]

There's a hierarchy among pilots of course. I remember a bunch of us tanker guys inviting some schoolteachers to a party at Gutersloh. Once there they immediately latched on to the Lightning jocks and we didnt get a look in :(

Women can be so shallow :*

[just another jocky]

Women can be so shallow

Really? I've always found their judgement on these types of subject to be 1st Class! :E

[NutLoose]

I always thought a Pilot is what you run through before you use the proper tool for the job..... :E

[Wander00]

NL - that is wicked - I don't suppose this story was on P3 of the Sun

[huge72]

Remember 3 things:-

1 Top Gun is a film for Pilots and twelve year olds!

2 Pilots are seat to Collective interface units!

3 Everybody needs a CREWMAN!!!!!

:D

[Wensleydale]

Also remember that the difference between a pilot and a pig is that the pig doesn't spend all night trying to pull a pilot!:8

[Danny42C]

Tankertrashnav,

It's an old, old story. There was even an operatic aria about it: "La donna è mobile" ! :*

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Women can be so shallow

If it's any consolation TTN, the casual sex afterwards with women so fickle can be both weigh on the conscience later, and be a little soul-destroying.....








...or at least, I imagine it could be; not having either a conscience or a soul, I wouldn't know for sure. I just enjoyed it ;)

[JointShiteFighter]

Ask any girl who she'd rather be under, a slightly overweight office manager, or a fighter pilot......

It's a no brainer. You lucky sods!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.

[JointShiteFighter]

Most young men who aspire to be fighter pilots will say it's because they love fighter aircraft.

They are lying gits - it's mostly because of the choice of girls they'd have at the weekend - single or not! The passion for aircraft will only count for a small part of it.

[JointShiteFighter]

I'd love to take her out for a drink!

First female operational & combat-ready F-22 pilot (http://www.f-16.net/f-22-news-article2987.html)

[NutLoose]

Fox3WheresMyBanana I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.



They were probably wondering what time it was and knew you'd have a f' off big watch on.... :E

[ShyTorque]

I always thought a Pilot is what you run through before you use the proper tool for the job..... :E

Nutty hereby admits that most engineers are proper tools.

[unclenelli]

I found it quite amusing at parties to respond to the "what do you do?" question with "I'm a physics teacher", and have certain women gradually drift away. Then have them surreptitiously drift back again 20 minutes later once a friend had let slip I was a former fighter pilot.

Excellent - I'm a professor of physics, meteorology, administration & diplomacy!

[Tinribs]

At a party how can you tell who is a pilot
No need, he'll tell you

[thing]

If it's a Harrier pilot his wife will tell you.

(Obviously no longer applicable to the RAF.)

[brakedwell]

They used to say in Singapore: "You pilots all same, big tikka, small prikka and pay by cheque."