Military terms on civ radio?

[jabberjaw]

Nowhere else to say this, so I'll say it here: PLEASE stop using military terms on civilian radio. Every single time I :mad: hear "dispersal" and "recovery" my hairs rise. Leave the top gun behind, will ya?




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[Al-bert]

Jabberjaw!

Roger, wilco, over! :E

[snaggletooth]

Beadwindow! :}

[jimf671]

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[Ascend Charlie]

Falcon 40*












* IIRC, that is USAF Academy-speak for "Pardon me, sir, but it seems you believe you are talking to somebody who DOES give a fork!"

[Nail The Dream]

You could always change Frequency to a Station that is more to your liking :rolleyes:

Nail

[jayteeto]

You would prefer the word 'apron' over dispersal?

Says it all really...........

[[email protected]]

Brevity Code 101;)

[Arm out the window]

Seagull 500

[Dave Clarke Fife]

So letting you know I'm feet dry on recovery and wish to proceed to initials for the break is not acceptable? Can I PD and call high key low key on a PFL after a sesh of UP's? Happy days then but don't use 'em anymore......honest.

[Thomas coupling]

Jabberjaw: you sound to me like a failed military aircrew selection.

Grow up and get a life FFS.

[Helilog56]

Wow....somebody sure had soggy cornflakes this morning.
The phrase appropriate here is....don't be such a crybaby jj.....:{

[Rotate too late]

TC :D
Harsh but fair....!

[Al-bert]

Jabberjaw, Jabberjaw, Jabberjaw, this is Milford Coastguard, Milford Coastguard, Milford Coastguard. Pleas state the nature of your problem, Over!


ooh - turned out all nautical now!! :8

[krypton_john]

Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full!

[BOBAKAT]

QNH ? QFE ? QNE ? ....:ok:

[Gordy]

Dolphin code .....anyone....?

[tistisnot]

Gordy, Can't see the porpoise of it .....

[Al-bert]

Hey good buddy, we got a convoy come on :cool:

[Squeaks]

Falcon 818 :p

[fireflybob]

Let's go for an early stack

[Impress to inflate]

QSY..............

[misterbonkers]

Foxtrot Oscar?

[rotarywise]

Sorry, Gordy, took me a while to find it .... Dolphin 134!

[Gordy]

rotarywise: I am actually away from home, (where my code sheet is), on fires, but found a copy online:

Dolphin 132

[Digital flight deck]

101 says it all

[Ascend Charlie]

Albatross 64, strangle parrot, pigeons to mother zero eight six.

Fetch sunray, over.
"Sunray speaking, over"
Fetch COMPETENT sunray, over!

[Al-bert]

Hello Sunray minor, Sunray Major here - I shall say out - OUT!

[krypton_john]

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

[Norman Deplume]

Send key setting, over.....

[cyclic]

My gadget is bent but my canary is chirping...

[22clipper]

I don't think I understood a single post. Plus, in Australia, the mil Blackhawks don't say anything on the radio. Even when they are mixing it around the Sydney Harbour Bridge with a bunch of VFR civilians in R405. I'd be happy if they would say something, anything, like "lookout here we come, way below 500', maneuvering erratically"

[John Eacott]

22c, in a previous life we never spoke to civs simply because our radios were UHF or HF, and we didn't have VHF.

Wasn't a problem, what we couldn't hear we couldn't worry about :p






Then again, civs generally don't use UHF so they're just as much to blame......

[Ascend Charlie]

John, we were too busy gibbering to each other on Squadron FM to have time to listen to, or much less talk to, d!ckhead civvies.

[John Eacott]

Ah, call on Custard?

[zorab64]

Someone once said "Dolphin 125" was a good answer - mind you, he found himself in warm water after transmitting it (as he didn't know the translation) and so wore it as a nickname for a year or so :eek:

Can't remember the number, but I always enjoyed the sequence that included "take first the plank out of thine own eye . . . . . c*nt"! All many moons ago now, singing:-
"there we were just sittin' in the hover
40' up with the ball in the water
radar's singin' & the sonar's pingin' when the engine stops". . etc. :ok:

Going home to mother, I've just established a Dogbox bearing 250, expiry time if you're lucky.

[stilton]

I would agree completely but i'm POPEYE.

[tistisnot]

And may I say, a little cheesy .....

[Al-bert]

Hello Gloworm, please arrange RV with Bluebell at Gravyboat, over.

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Go Green, I'll speak first.

[Impress to inflate]

QRM QRM QRM !!