A V B

[falconeasydriver]

Given that there hasn't been enough John Deere V The Big Citroen slanging lately, I'll put in a starter for 10...The John Deere gets EVEN more efficient (http://aviationweek.com/commercial-aviation/boeing-ge-define-777-performance-upgrade)
Oh and the Citroen not only has door problems, but issues with the flaps, according to my engineering chums.
No doubt the Citroen fans will be along shortly :}

[Schnowzer]

As long as LHR doesn't get a new runway, and slots are tight, you will have to look at this FD:

http://www.aussiefrogs.com/forum/attachments/citro%EBn-forum/46718d1376142171-ladies-prefer-citroen-d_special_girl_resized.jpg

Rather than this:

http://cyrilhuzeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/johndeererun.jpg

Praise the Lord!:}:}

[fatbus]

Fix Or Repair Daily

[fatbus]

For the JD drivers that's FORD

[BobDole]

My favorite was always "Found On Road Dead".... Lol

[ironbutt57]

F&##@%*ed Over Recycled Dodge

[glofish]

... and i still like the old joke:

When the lady leaning onto the DS told her to be ex-hubby that she had always faked her orgasms, he also learned from his to be ex-CP at his retirement that the sidestick was never connected!

now what would you rather ride ........

[Schnowzer]

I'd still rather discuss flaps and doors, fnnnrr fnnnrr, with the bird leaning on the Citroen!

[LearBus]

First On Race Day :ok:

[glofish]

Just had the funniest conversation with my wife:

She is no aviation specialist, but hears some of the A v B banter among my buddies and me.
When i showed her this thread, for fun, she said that she did not quite get the drift.

"Why don't you get it, dear?"

"Well, tell me: Why does the Boeing girl lean on a French car and the Airbus one ride on an American tractor?"

"What makes you think it's that way?"

"Well, it's obvious: The slim and pretty one with the two beautiful humps must be a T7 babe and the fat one with the four ugly humps must be a 380, no?"

:ok:

[donpizmeov]

Is she blond Gloie?

[CDRW]

Glofish

Haven't had such a good chuckle for some time..tell your wife she is a star!!

[Calmcavok]

Maybe the super dumbo is more like a Lotus then?

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

[Capn Rex Havoc]

Boeings- Built by geniuses to be flown by idiots.

Airbus - Built by idiots to be flown by geniuses.

[CDRW]

Now that's being grossly unfair to Airbus