Guys,

Recently I've been delving into the intricate art of coming up with new names for up-and-coming (as such) pornstars. I've been informed by reliable sources that the best way to do this is to take your dog's (or ex-dog's) name and add your mother's maiden name onto the end. For example, my ex-dog was called Major, and my mother's maiden name is Cochrane. So the up-and-coming pornstar's new name would be Major Cochrane... nifty or what? So come on people, give us your pornstar names!

Nial

Digby Beckett....

...well at least the 'Digby' ain't bad!

But I prefer King Kee.


King Kee

People

All good fun, but don't give out your mothers maiden name. paranoid I know, but if your ID gets out, the mothers maiden name can be used as security for all sorts of things.

My maternal grandmothers maiden name will have to suffice

Sammy Valentine

Wally Walsh:confused:

Trixie Byass

Not quite the pornstar names subject, but have a look at www.pornolize.com, a website that 'converts' other websites into porn speak. Worth a look if you're bored! try any government website you can find in there and it makes them much more interesting. And NO it does not produce pictures...

'Boss Raptor' ;)

Paddlefoot La Strand.


Dunno about this.....

Bonzo Smith?!?!?!?
:confused: :confused: :confused:

Well here goes;

Obviously Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.

Some others i suppose are Huge Jarse and my favourite Wan King

Doggy Styles:D

Mine is Fritz Hares, a buddy of mine had an excellent one: Flash Beau:D

This is corny!

How about "Ruff Sinclair"?
:D

Guys,

oldpinger has hit on a great site... here's the blurb for the 'Flight Testing' forum translated into Pornospeak:

'A dripping forum for test pilots, flight test engineers, squirts, telemetry and instrumentation engineers and anybody else fisted in the fisting and complex fomps of shafting aeroplanes, helicopters and equipment.'

Great huh?
AE

Spotty Ramsbottom

Now I enjoyed that classic film:

"Saving Ryan's Privates"