6th May 2002, 15:33
Recently I've been delving into the intricate art of coming up with new names for up-and-coming (as such) pornstars. I've been informed by reliable sources that the best way to do this is to take your dog's (or ex-dog's) name and add your mother's maiden name onto the end. For example, my ex-dog was called Major, and my mother's maiden name is Cochrane. So the up-and-coming pornstar's new name would be Major Cochrane... nifty or what? So come on people, give us your pornstar names!
6th May 2002, 20:27
...well at least the 'Digby' ain't bad!
But I prefer King Kee.
6th May 2002, 20:54
All good fun, but don't give out your mothers maiden name. paranoid I know, but if your ID gets out, the mothers maiden name can be used as security for all sorts of things.
My maternal grandmothers maiden name will have to suffice
7th May 2002, 02:25
Not quite the pornstar names subject, but have a look at www.pornolize.com, a website that 'converts' other websites into porn speak. Worth a look if you're bored! try any government website you can find in there and it makes them much more interesting. And NO it does not produce pictures...
7th May 2002, 10:33
Paddlefoot La Strand.
Dunno about this.....
7th May 2002, 12:38
:confused: :confused: :confused:
7th May 2002, 16:09
Well here goes;
Obviously Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.
Some others i suppose are Huge Jarse and my favourite Wan King
7th May 2002, 19:55
Mine is Fritz Hares, a buddy of mine had an excellent one: Flash Beau:D
7th May 2002, 20:10
This is corny!
How about "Ruff Sinclair"?
7th May 2002, 20:49
oldpinger has hit on a great site... here's the blurb for the 'Flight Testing' forum translated into Pornospeak:
'A dripping forum for test pilots, flight test engineers, squirts, telemetry and instrumentation engineers and anybody else fisted in the fisting and complex fomps of shafting aeroplanes, helicopters and equipment.'
Now I enjoyed that classic film:
"Saving Ryan's Privates"