"I am playing, all the right notes, but not necessarily, in the right order".........

[cieloitaliano]

An A/C taxiing out behind an Easy jet airbus, towards the holding point, was heard to have said: "Roger, follow the Easy bus air jet to the holding point"........

[Mr Angry from Purley]

ecam
I get it, you need to get with the programme :\

[treadigraph]

Rather like the excellent Spoonerism (sort of) by the late John Blake while commentating at Farnborough in the '60s...

"And here comes Bill Bunter in the Bedford..."