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oldmansquipper
20th Feb 2013, 19:03
Be Considerate When Practicing High-lob Shots - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/embed/XRIzE_xMqMI)

Watch to the end (with sound)

:ok:

NutLoose
20th Feb 2013, 19:51
Lol, nicely done.

Wensleydale
20th Feb 2013, 20:06
Weekend relaxation for fighter jocks?


I suppose that a fighter controller would be playing from the bunker.

TheWizard
20th Feb 2013, 20:11
If you have one of those fruit flavoured smart machines you can have a go at making your own videos like that one very easily and quickly in seconds.

Action Movie App (https://itunes.apple.com/app/action-movie-fx/id489321253)

Arm out the window
21st Feb 2013, 00:23
Weekend relaxation for fighter jocks:

Tidy up log book - weekly total (adds up to 1.2).

Drink beer with 'mates' - all standing in a circle shooting down own watches while describing particularly awesome tactical moves but not listening to anything anyone else says.

Look in mirror, snap teeth together, saying "That's right, I am dangerous!"

Don flying suit and conduct experiment to determine optimum distance for top zip tag from fully up position for maximum allure.

7.00 pm - bedtime with teddy.

Lightning Mate
21st Feb 2013, 08:01
You're just jealous........:E

oldmansquipper
22nd Feb 2013, 08:40
You have the timeline wrong..

Fighter jocks always don their Flying Suits (AKA work overalls) BEFORE going into the bar for beer with mates - even if they had been desk bound all day.:E

Now its Jackanory Time:

In the "olden days" certain mates would don the `special` flying boots with the little leather flap (posing pouch?;)) over the laces so that everyone would know what they flew at some point in their career. :rolleyes:

and...

At a training base somewhere in North Wales, this barside activity would often be followed by the "Rip the leg pockets off visiting trainee pilots flying suits" event. Allegedly

Arm out the window
22nd Feb 2013, 09:37
Fond memories of past times at a certain North Queensland air base which hosted regular knuck detachments.

Junior knucks distributed flyers around to local nurses quarters and other hotbeds of alleged female availability - "Come and meet the fighter pilots at a special Top Gun party" or some such.

Result - no girls, just blokes in flying suits (which at the time wasn't permitted gear at the bar after 6 or thereabouts).

That's right, they are dangerous!

BEagle
22nd Feb 2013, 10:15
In the "olden days" certain mates would don the `special` flying boots with the little leather flap (posing pouch?;)) over the laces so that everyone would know what they flew at some point in their career. :rolleyes:

The reason for the little leather flap is not often mentioned. The problem was that these mates, or rather 'bona mates', frequently banged out of their jets, or rather 'bona jets' and would often lose their flying boots in the process. It was soon established that the reason was that the laces had rotted due to having been splashed with urine. You see, to be selected to fly the 'bona jet', you had to have a very small willy - which meant an increased risk of widdling over the boots. So these 'pi$$ flaps' were duly incorporated into the boots of the 'bona mates'.....:D

"Rip the leg pockets off visiting trainee pilots flying suits" This juvenile activity was inflicted on some UAS girl students by a posse of pointy-head pilots. The UAS boss merely ordered them to replace the girls' flying suits at their own expense, including sewing on name badges and unit badge - and ensured that they would be grounded until they'd completed this task....:ok:

Then there was the silly antic of the twenty five-to-three mob down at RAF Mount Pleasant, who would bring some scruffy old bit of mat into the OM bar and only 'allow' their clique of camp followers to stand on it and talk to them. Or rather, listen to them talking....

But the helicopter mates soon sorted this out; one day a grinning JJ appeared with an MS26 or similar at the window..... The window was opened, the dinghy inflated and only those selected by JJ invited inside - including all the females. Soon the only people still standing on the twenty five-to-three mat were a few pi$$ed-off F3 aircrew...:uhoh:

oldmansquipper
22nd Feb 2013, 10:43
Spot on BEagle!

The pocket game was once described in a letter from a crusty old engineer SO2 colleague (Gone, but not forgotten, Tom RIP) to a VSO as that "puerile aircrew pastime"

As a follow on: While doing early sea survival trials with Typhoon test aircrew off Fowey where there were other jocks in training...I heard one "bona mate" complain that the Typhoon guys were trying to be elitist because they were wearing boots with inflatable inserts (Part of the pressure ensemble) ...and showing the inflation tube....

Priceless!:D