Xmas cards

[Harry O]

Its that time of year, who's got the best company xmas card?

[paco]

Best wishes for Christmas and New Year to all ppruners! :)

http://www.captonline.com/card1.jpg

Phil

[Oliverpm]

http://www.appleheli.com/email-blasts/apple%20international%20christmas%20card%202012.png

[nellycopter]

http://i1232.photobucket.com/albums/ff371/Dazrobson/image_zps4e0451c0.jpg

[Ascend Charlie]

Bluddy political correctness!!

It's MERRY CHRISTMAS, not happy bluddy holidays. I don't care how many non-christians I offend, I will send Christmas cards, not happy holidays cards.

[blakmax]

Two spring to mind:

Times are tough
Things are Hard
Her's yer bloody Christmas Card

And

Merry Christmas
Remember Jesus loves you.
The rest of us think you are a dork.


I am also the president of the society to stuff the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy down Santa's throat so we can fix a number of problems at the same time.

Oh, I forgot to say Bah Humbug.

:) Blakmax

[Savoia]

Ascend Charlie: Amen, you tell 'em! ;)

Here, for you:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-dW7rZYBtffg/UNLy1EdaWcI/AAAAAAAALEk/hlNTuNIlhi0/s500/Christmas.jpg

[dpale]

Ascend Charlie you certainly won't offend if you want to send a christmas card to me but I hope you feel the same if you receive the card that I would like to send out but just can't bloody bother.



As we battle our way through the line at the store
And think to ourselves “there has got to be more”
And wonder where “Christmas of long ago” went,
When the meaning of Christmas was what it first meant…

[inside]

It was stolen by Christians from heathens, of course—
From Greeks and from Romans, from Celtics and Norse—
Why, Christmas is pagan, from yule-log to tree
To mistletoe waiting for you and for me

The meaning of Christmas—the good stuff, at least—
The ornaments, stockings, and “rare Who roast beast”
Has nothing to do with a Son of God’s birth
But rather the changing of seasons on Earth

The nights now grow shorter, the days will grow longer,
The rays of the sun (and our spirits) grow stronger!
So celebrate Solstice, rejoice in the season,
And love one another whatever the reason!


Happy Solstice, Hannukka, Kwanzaa and any other holidays that any pruner celebrates

[Gordy]

That time of year again I guess:

'Twas the night before Christmas,and at the FBO,
Not a helicopter was stirring, not even a 105 BO.
The rotor blades were fastened to tiedowns with care,
In hopes that come morning, they all would be there.

The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in their spots,
With the wind from 360 gusting 35 knots.
I slumped at the fuel desk, now finally caught up,
And settled down comfortably,resting my butt.

When the radio lit up with noise and some chatter,
I turned up the scanner to see what was the matter.
A voice clearly heard over the static of night,
Requested landing clearance for 36 right.

He barked his transmission so lively and quick,
I'd have sworn that the call sign he used was "St. Nick".
I ran to the panel to turn up the lights,
The better to welcome this magical flight.

He called his position, no room for denial,
"St. Nicholas One, procedure turn inbound for final.
"And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Bell built sleigh, with eight Ranger Reindeer!

With precision on final, down the glide slope he came,
As he passed by all fixes, he called them by name:
"Now Ringo! Now Tolga! Now Trini and Bacun!
On Comet! On Cupid!" What pills was he takin'?

While controllers were sittin', and scratchin' their heads,
They phoned to my office, and I heard it with dread.
The message they left was both urgent and dour:
"When Santa pulls in, have him please call the tower.

"He landed like silk, with the sled runners sparking,
Then I heard "Left at Charlie," and "Taxi to parking.
"He slowed to a hover, turned off of three-oh,
And stopped on the ramp with a "Ho, ho-ho-ho...

"He stepped out of the sleigh, but before he could talk,
I ran out to meet him with my best set of chocks.
His red helmet and goggles were covered with frost,
And his beard was all blackened from Reindeer exhaust.

His breath smelled like pepperment, gone slightly stale,
And he puffed on a pipe, but he didn't inhale.
His cheeks were all rosy and jiggled like jelly,
His boots were as black as a UH-60's belly.

He was chubby and plump, in his bright red suit of array,
And he asked me for a can of prist and a tank of Jet A.
He came dashing in from the snow-covered pump,
I knew he was anxious for drainin' his sump.

I spoke not a word, but went straight to my work,
And I filled up the sleigh, but I spilled like a jerk.
He came out of the restroom, and sighed in relief,
Then he picked up the phone and dialed 1-800-WX-BRIEF.

And I thought as he silently scribed in his log,
These Reindeer could land in an eighth-mile fog.
He completed his pre-flight, from the front to the rear,
Then he put on his headset, and I heard him yell, "Clear!!

"And laying a finger on his push-to-talk,
He contacted the tower for clearance and a squawk.
"Take taxiway Charlie, in the southbound direction,
Turn right to three-six-zero at pilot's discretion.

"He sped down the runway, the best of the best,
"Your traffic's a Huey, inbound from the west.
"Then I heard him proclaim, as he climbed thru the night,
"Merry Christmas to all!! I have the traffic in sight.

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OF YOU, AND KEEP IT SAFE!

[Ian Corrigible]

What, nobody going with the traditional motif of lingerie, whip and stuffed animals this year? Must be another victim of the War On Christmas.

:E

I/C

[Gordy]

OK---how about:

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[Ian Corrigible]

You da man! :ok:

I/C

[Harry O]

A few santas helper to add a bit of festive cheer, all the best ;)

40 Photos of Santa (http://brosome.com/40-photos-of-santas-sexy-helpers-will-make-your-christmas/)

[Savoia]

Warning: disturbing image (https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AbodibbAKi4/UNQkmo7HEzI/AAAAAAAALFg/HpmqYawm-Fg/s512/MDH%2520Xmas%2520Card.png)

[Flyting]

****..... :eek:..... but you did say warning, disturbing image
Curiousity is a bitch :uhoh:

Have to go back to Harry O#s post to erase that memory

[newfieboy]

Thanks for that Sav......disturbing indeed. Was going to hang back on the wobbly pop till later, after seeing that image though.....oh bugger pass the bottle.........

[Rotor George]

Sagging sales at MD currently with an expected peak in sales. :yuk:

[Harry O]

Is that the latest MD card? I wonder how the xmas party went? ;)

[robin303]

Looking for the bleach now. :eek:

[John Eacott]

http://rlv.zcache.ca/dear_santa_i_can_explain_card-p137520702488991233envwi_400.jpg

[Osprey4939]

Great Ole Gal for the next Aircenter X-Mas card.

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[Osprey4939]

Hello All,

Does any one have the latest Christmas card from Aircenter?

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