Cops: Pennsylvania woman stabs fiance to death hours before wedding - U.S. News (http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/12/13244228-cops-pennsylvania-woman-stabs-fiance-to-death-hours-before-wedding?lite)

And just when the reality show "Four Weddings" were ready to do their shoot. Four Weddings: TLC (http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/four-weddings)

"We will still proceed with the filming of the 'happy bride'" said Four Weddings' producer, Alfred Schmucked. "We're just changing the episode title to Three Weddings and a Funeral."

The producer went on to say he expects the network will air this special episode during the October ratings' week.

Alfred Schmucked.

Oh dear! Say no more.

VeeTwo
Marlene Dietrich "Falling In Love Again" 1954 - YouTube
:}:ouch:

Cor, strike a light guv, it wasn't like this in my day...! ;)

"Get Me To The Church On Time" from "My Fair Lady" - YouTube

Caco

'ad second thoughts an' made the mistake of tellin' 'er. :(

Quite a few Grand, usually.

Marlene! How many times do I have to tell you? It's not, Faaalininlovagain . . . It's, FALLING - IN - LOVE . . . that's L-O-V-E, LOVE A-GAIN.

When will you learn? You think sluuuuring your words and hanging on men's windowsills in the middle of the night will earn you fame? Tosh! Tosh, tosh and tosh again.

Oh, and apologize to Loose rivets for scratching at his window sill.