I got this beautiful e-mail today, and thought I would like to share it with you. God, being a pilot must be so romantic!:ugh:
Are you still dreaming of becoming a pilot? Join us now!

Dear [...],

In May 2012, CAE acquired Oxford Aviation Academy, a fusion of two of the most reputable flight training schools in the world. The new CAE Oxford Aviation Academy delivers the highest training standards and offers training and services throughout your entire life cycle as a Pilot.

CAE Oxford Aviation Academy Brussels would like to commemorate this significant milestone with you as you have previously expressed interest in one of our pilot training programs.

Are you still dreaming of becoming a pilot, [...] ? Start your pilot training today and in less than 2 years you could be climbing through the clouds at 6 miles per minute and bursting out on-top brilliant sunshine at 20,000 feet while the rest of the world works beneath you. Did you know that 81% of our students did find a job immediately through our Pilot Provisioning departement ?

Find out if pilot training is something for you and join us in one of our monthly information sessions at our Academy.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us.

With my best regards and hope to see you soon!

William Khalil

Sales Manager Brussels

:sad: as my daughter says: "Can you imagine? They go in there and FLY!"

Did you know that 81% of our students did find a job immediately through our Pilot Provisioning departement ?
I presume that 19% fail the spelling test . . .

Pilot Provisioning departement?

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...throughout your entire life cycle as a Pilot.

Learn to fly -> Do flying -> Marry a hostie with huge tits -> Divorce with alimony and child maintenance for next 18 years -> Sim instruct to help pay alimony -> Marry again -> Have another two kids -> Divorce again -> Retire a pauper -> Death.

Slasher;

You missed out>spend your life in a confused fog of jet lag and wierd digestion problems brought on by eating third world food in fourth world countries.

"Leaving Mumbai happiness is a dry fart."

SND

Much closer to reality? :rolleyes:


Are you still dreaming of becoming a pilot? Join us now!

Dear [...],

In May 2012, CAE acquired Oxford Aviation Academy, a fusion of two of the most reputable flight training schools in the world. The new CAE Oxford Aviation Academy delivers the highest training standards and offers training and services throughout your entire life cycle as a Pilot.

CAE Oxford Aviation Academy Brussels would like to commemorate this significant milestone with you as you have previously expressed interest in one of our pilot training programs.

Are you still dreaming of becoming a pilot, [...]? Start your pilot training today and in less than 2 years you could be smashing through horrendous thunderstorms at 6 miles per minute and endure heavy icing at 20,000 feet while the rest of the world laughs its head off beneath you. Did you know that 81% of our students bug out of aviation now that its become a low-paying con job these days?

Find out if pilot training is something for you to waste your hard earned money on and join us in one of our monthly propaganda sessions at our Academy.

If you have any hard niggly questions, please feel free not to contact us.

With my best regards and hope to see you soon!

(name deleted so as to not upset the mods and lawyers)

Sales Manager Brussels

Learn to fly -> Do flying -> Marry a hostie with huge tits ->
Divorce with alimony and child maintenance for next 18 years -> Sim instruct
to help pay alimony -> Marry again -> Have another two kids -> Divorce
again -> Retire a pauper -> Death.


And the down side is?

Slash omitted to mention the LA cocktail-waitress who was in the middle of the sequence ( OOOhhh ), got knocked up and took 50% of the whole pie.

Still, his smart moves on gold ought to have brought back all of that and more by now :)

I still bear the psychological scars of that particular event Alpine! :ouch:

He missed out > spending your time as an F/O listening to someone wittering on about wood burning stoves >...

..... listening to someone wittering on about wood burning stoves >...

Is that in business or only in First ??????????;)

Hell yeah, I love wood burning stoves. Where do I sign up? :}

Such a tough life, it really must be terrible. Being tired all the time, been there, done that.
Still, can't be bad having guaranteed sunshine everyday you go to work :ok:

Anyway, enough dreaming, back to the office tomorrow, weather forecast is for showers... And if it weren't for red bull and coffee I'm still tired all the time anyway!

Still, can't be bad having guaranteed sunshine everyday you go to work :ok:

Yep...having 5 nubile hosties on board every time one goes to work certainly
does ease the pain a bit. :)

louds at 6 miles per minute and bursting out on-top brilliant sunshine at 20,000 feet

"I have slipped the dreary bonds of advertising
And dance your screen on sugar coated hyperbole
Sunward I have climbed, and left the mumbling earth
But in split infinitives my cloying ad sings "

Caco

He missed out > spending your time as an F/O listening to someone wittering on about wood burning stoves >...

How the wheel has turned full circle, it was about Central Heating in my day.

( or the 3 Esses's. as it was known - Sex, Salary and Sentral Heating )

We all HAD wood burning stoves and wanted a bit of Modern Living in our lives, now everyone has Central Heating and wants wood burning stoves.

World's Gone Mad.

( I guess someone will re-invent the wheel soon )

Wood burning stoves are a bit old fashioned now.
They seem to rave on about "Multi-fuel" stoves now.
{Whatever they are.)

In the old caravan I lived in up in Luton the paraffin heater worked
fine on a bit of Jet A1 when I was short of a few quid. Didn't want to
use too much though. It used to "Coke" the wick up with all the crap
they used to put in the stuff.

Weren't Sex, Seniority and Second hand cars the normal stuff?