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RJM
26th Jul 2012, 10:08
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goudie
26th Jul 2012, 10:10
...........yawn!

Storminnorm
26th Jul 2012, 10:27
this is just great.

ORAC
26th Jul 2012, 10:43
I just knew I'd get static if I came in here.....

bluecode
26th Jul 2012, 10:44
..















..-

handsfree
26th Jul 2012, 10:45
Scratch.

.. ..

Ancient Mariner
26th Jul 2012, 10:49
Bliss is too short, so I streeetched it!

NG_Kaptain
26th Jul 2012, 11:27
Very interesting.

green granite
26th Jul 2012, 11:40
but dumb..........

ORAC
26th Jul 2012, 11:56
John Cage - 4' 33" for Piano.

gN2zcLBr_VM

The SSK
26th Jul 2012, 12:21
Carson Robison & His Pleasant Valley Boys-Life Gets Tee Jus Don't It MGM Records - YouTube

teeteringhead
26th Jul 2012, 13:45
:zzz: abc kjlk; lwipowq ;olspos[po ;plspq[pqq ;lopqqp

The SSK
26th Jul 2012, 14:20
Teeteringhead: abc kjlk; lwipowq ;olspos[po ;plspq[pqq ;lopqqp

Remember - you read it here first

Quizling
26th Jul 2012, 14:20
Goody..........................summat to read while the Shhhhhhhh is on....................








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Fareastdriver
26th Jul 2012, 14:28
I've put you all on my ignore list so you don't bore me with your prattle.

Shack37
26th Jul 2012, 16:26
I've put you all on my ignore list so you don't bore me with your prattle.



Oh no you haven't:bored:

Sir George Cayley
26th Jul 2012, 20:00
I was gonna join this thread........but can't be botheeee.rr......

gingernut
26th Jul 2012, 20:04
Bob,..............bob...................bob.................

flippin' eck, I've fallen off me surfboard:p

OFSO
26th Jul 2012, 20:16
Someone wake me up when its

Takan Inchovit
26th Jul 2012, 20:21
Too much activity, keep it down.

:ugh:

FullOppositeRudder
26th Jul 2012, 22:44
Er ..........

Shack37
26th Jul 2012, 22:54
can't say I do

Arm out the window
27th Jul 2012, 00:58
4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3)

4 min 33 seconds of silence - enjoy.

Slasher
27th Jul 2012, 03:07
All this bloody deafening silence is certainly saying a lot.

I agree somewhat with bluecode's last post. What BC is saying is that most
prattle can be non-verbalous. What BC is also saying is its better to remain
silent than to open one's trap and be thought of a fool? So what BC appears
to implicate is that one who actually scrawls written words in this thread can
be taken as an eliciting a verbal response from other posters - which in turn
leads to a preposition that those who speak cannot comprehend the point of
the thread?

If we take BC's argument a step further, then dialectically a contrasting view
of the tacit concept (ignoring the inter alias) wouldn't be tolerated and we all
just post blank wordless contributions.
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.
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Or maybe I'm just reading too much into his post?

RJM
27th Jul 2012, 04:45
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probes
27th Jul 2012, 06:47
Some training exercises for the inactive ones, wherever you happen to be, whenever you get tired of being inactive. :E


How To Break Out Of A Car’s Trunk

Let's face it: sooner or later, you're going to get abducted. It's a down economy, there's lots of increasingly desperate unemployed folks, and it's a more dignified way to meet new people than, say, Craigslist personals. So, yes, you'll probably get abducted, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

One of the most tried-and-true methods of grabbing and kidnapping someone is the classic throw-them-into-the-car-trunk method. It's fast, cheap, and disorients, restrains, and secures for transport all in one stroke. As a kidnapper, why wouldn't you do it that way?

Now, in cars built after 2002, there is a nice, glowing handle inside the trunk, so exit is easy, but you can be sure anyone in the abducting business won't be using a car so equipped. This guide will show you how to get out of most car trunks you may find yourself crammed into. I've done this on a variety of cars, and shown many folks how to do it, as well, adults and kids. You can do it, and, I suggest you actually try it, with a pal around to let you out, just in case. Or, if you have folding rear seats, lower those so you have an escape route. It's fun!

The first thing to keep in mind when you're flung into a trunk is that you're not going to suffocate in there. No cars are built tight enough for that. Next, you'll want to orient yourself so your face and hands are facing the rear of the car. It's okay if you can't see, or have a burlap sack over your head— you mostly need to be able to do a bit of grabbing. It's also good to remember that car trunks are made to be secure from the outside in— no car company is wasting money making a Houdini-proof trunk lid, especially from the inside.


http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2011/12/xlarge_37e0926db0170833e1cd4b9f4b684f98.jpg


How To Break Out Of A Car's Trunk (http://jalopnik.com/5869544/how-to-break-out-of-a-cars-trunk/gallery/1)


enjoy the inactivity!



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Blacksheep
27th Jul 2012, 08:13
Olympics. Rolls over and dozes off again.

wings folded
27th Jul 2012, 14:12
when all is said and done...

lenhamlad
27th Jul 2012, 14:18
on the other hand....

goudie
27th Jul 2012, 14:18
...at the end of the day

rgbrock1
27th Jul 2012, 17:36
...

Fart

...

burp.

<Sorry, those are activities aren't they?>

IB4138
27th Jul 2012, 18:05
Que Pasa?

phrup!

burp!

lenhamlad
27th Jul 2012, 20:02
Meanwhile, back in Gotham City.....

ArthurR
27th Jul 2012, 20:07
Err ....................... what?

FullOppositeRudder
28th Jul 2012, 11:38
but .....



Oh never mind

ricardian
28th Jul 2012, 11:45
Join the Apathy Party (http://www.apathyparty.co.uk)

Duckbutt
28th Jul 2012, 12:03
Can't be arsed.....

belfrybat
28th Jul 2012, 12:07
Join the Apathy Party (http://www.apathyparty.co.uk)
I wil when I get around to it.

sillytwistedboy
28th Jul 2012, 12:15
I had a round toit once. It broke.

Alsacienne
28th Jul 2012, 14:29
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Davaar
28th Jul 2012, 14:39
Is this meant to be a competition thread for Really Really Boring and Totally Pointless Snippets?

Just asking.

Aw, forget it.

ZH875
28th Jul 2012, 15:28
Oh err umm nah

El Grifo
28th Jul 2012, 17:02
just followed through :-(

Davaar
28th Jul 2012, 17:26
Nah!

It's just me.

Or could be I.

I'm inactive (oops!); or pointless.

Or both.

I'd fit in either.

ArthurR
28th Jul 2012, 17:59
They held the Apathy party annual general meeting the other day, it was a great success, nobody turned up.