Anybody ever been intercepted by UFO before?

[PompeyPaul]

I was wondering what the correct procedure would be? I have read through the interception procedures but yet to see what happens if intercepted by potential flying saucers? Has this happened to anybody and what should I do?

UFO at lake havasu city USA + stop frames & zoom - YouTube

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[eharding]

I was wondering what the correct procedure would be? I have read through the interception procedures but yet to see what happens if intercepted by potential flying saucers? Has this happened to anybody and what should I do?


Standard procedure upon interception by extra-terrestrial UFO is to quickly lose peripheral vision, then experience grey-out alternating with blinding strobe lights leading to complete visual failure combined with near-pain-threshold white noise and brown-note subsonics wiping out your hearing as well - then rapid loss of consciousness............time passes............and then you wake up lying face-down in the rain in a field 48 hours later, 30 miles away from your last-known position, with a blinding headache, missing half of your clothes and with the horrible suspicion that you've been subject to unlawful interference, reinforced by the discovery that your boxer-shorts are now on back-to-front.

That being said, I gather much the same effect can be had by combining Newcastle nightclubs, Newcastle Brown Ale, and Tequila.

[ericferret]

Make all speed to moonbase and get the ladies with the purple hair to calm your fevered brow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BillieBob]

Anybody ever been intercepted by UFO before?No, although there are plenty of mental retards who think they have.

[Obi_Wan]

I don't see what the footage of a metal button suspended too close to focus on with the special "shaky hand cam" has to do with the question. Especially as when the vapour trails are so clear. The only thing UFO about that is, that it is unidentified.

[RedsBluesGreens]

Standard procedure is to turn away from London, hope you don't get shot down and hand your licence in to the CAA.

[Pilot DAR]

No, although there are plenty of mental retards who think they have

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[BEagle]

......get the ladies with the purple hair to calm your fevered brow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh yes:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/nw969/LtEllis.jpg

Even their fighter controllers are pretty tasty:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/nw969/string.jpg

[20milesout]

Rock your wings and follow UFO.
Turn away from London !

[Pace]

If over European airspace will they be required to comply with EASA regs for 3 country aircraft operating in European airspace.
Where would the legal operator be based?

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[The500man]

Why would aliens want to fly low level over the USA? I think we can assume their telescopes are better than ours. None of the caught on camera UFOs seem to have windows for mk 1 eyeball.

[longer ron]

Yeah used to see UFO's fairly often :)
Absolutely nothing to do with young Gabriella...cough cough :ok:

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv316/volvosmoker/Gabriella.jpg

[longer ron]

She weren't half bad in civvies either :)



http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv316/volvosmoker/gabrielle.jpg



There was a much better pic on google images but thort I better not post it on here ;)

[Ballywalter Flyer]

It would never happen over here.

You are only ever likely to be intercepted by alien UFO if flying in Nevada.

You will then be destined to sit the rest of your days in the corner of a dusty roadside diner. Recounting your tale to anyone who enters :\:\:\

[Unusual Attitude]

Will all UFO's have to have Mode S????

[BEagle]

She weren't half bad in civvies either...

Indeed. Tenuous aviation link, but the rather rubbishy soft-porn movie Au Pair Girls, which features the lovely Gabriella, opens with some period shots of airliners landing at London Airport. Look carefully and you can spot the wreckage of the Trident (which had been struck by an Airspeed Ambassador after it suffered asymmetric flap failure) being removed from what is now Terminal One.

[Jan Olieslagers]

Had it happen plenty of times in my previous life. Don't remember much details, regretfully, still it seems it always happened in class Sierra spacespace. Nothing to worry, with my Sierra-mode transponder. Must have been just interesting mind-turners, to keep the pencil sharp; gently offered by the powers-that-be-there.

[UL730]

Indeed. Tenuous aviation link, but the rather rubbishy soft-porn movie Au Pair Girls, which features the lovely Gabriella, opens with some period shots of airliners landing at London Airport

For purely aviation minded ppruners a quick search on YouTube will reveal the veracity of BEagle's observation: a very interesting film of "classics" arriving at Heathrow:ok:

I did not realise the film genre deceptively offered so much fascinating detail.

My personal thanks BEagle for this information which will of course mean further research is necessary:cool:

[tonker]

About 9 years ago i was doing circuits at Filton, as Kemble was being used by the Arrow F1 racing team. As we started the 2nd circuit downwind on the easterly runway we were joined by a large metal "cigar" object(it would be wouldn't it)

Anyway rather excited we just carried on and informed the soon to be excited ATC. On our 3 downwind leg, low and behold there was the "cigar". ATC had now decided it was a balloon! Metal. Yes a metal balloon. Of course with a surface wind of 180/11 kts up there it would be more like 18-20 kts and within 6-8 minutes..you do the maths.

Circuit 4 and our last, the metal balloon was still there(not affected by wind for 20 minutes now, it should be 6-7 miles away!) Anyway off went a biz jet to the west and said "balloon" shot off to the north west, climbing fast. The radio became full of "gauntlet" call signs all of a sudden, which sounded like fast mil jets. We bravely flew back to Kemble as fast as we could.

On the way back Alan my student who is in farming in the Warminster area, went on to explain what he observes quite often whilst out lamping at night.

As far as i was concerned we had just had a close encounter with the mother ship, but to this guy it was just another unexplained object. This put goose pimples on me as he was totally genuine and rather un impressed with this lessons events.

This is what i saw, and i haven't even started drinking yet:ok:

[Pilot.Lyons]

Eharding..... That sounds familiar! :p

[PompeyPaul]

That's a great story tonker!

[PompeyPaul]

Lookslike it could be more common than we think

BBC News - Today - UFOs: Russian or Martian? (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9745000/9745363.stm)