BBC News More women requesting a designer vagina. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18947106)

Jessie said she used to spend hours flicking through magazines looking for women with similar labia to hers. She did not find any.

She said it was "another piece of evidence that there was something wrong with me" and made her feel like a "complete freak".

She experienced recurring dreams where she would imagine her labia as a scarf that would wrap itself around her neck. "There would be people standing around laughing and pointing."
:ooh:

What tosh. Any worried ladies should consider what I was told in my youth:

'You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.' :ok:

:O I haven't met one yet that I didn't like.

Jessie said she used to spend hours flicking through magazines looking for women with similar labia to hers. She did not find any.

What sort of women's magazines have these pictures in - certainly not Good Housekeeping or Homes and Gardens?

Why shouldn't they ? I always did.

My wife ended up marrying one. :E

A logical extension of breast implants brought to you by the medical profession. Create a problem that the public identify with and then offer a solution.

They've convinced women that they need perfect boobs, and according to a doctor I know who does implants for a living, it's very lucrative and is most of his work, with men having bags under their eyes removed a distant second.

While I've always thought all pussys were perfect, the medical profession are trying to convince women there's something not quite right about theirs and it needs some rework, and make even more money.

Just shows you what sh1te our licence money is being frizzled away on at the Beeb :mad:

I categorise the perfect vagina as the one my penis is in at the time.

Describe the worst vagina you have ever been in..?

Fcukin' lovely!! :p

There must be material for a limerick in there somewhere.:E

There must be material for a limerick in there somewhere.And enough left over for a pair of chaps (the sort used by horse riders)?

As long as they're nice and tight tight (and not bald) I don't give a crap how
perfect or imperfect they are. But then I did marry a woman who owns THE
perfect natural snatch - (as if I'D marry one who didn't!) - which has ruined
me for all the rest!

What tosh. Any worried ladies should consider what I was told in my youth:

'You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire.' http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/thumbs.gif


to quote Mrs. Stuckgear....

'yeah? but to build a fire you need to get wood first'

Discussions f the wizard's sleeve would probably have ended up in AA in an earlier incarnation.


http://www.santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/AFuselesspics.gif

You beat me to it, Lon.
Think of the fun we could have with pictures, using titles from other forums.
Caption Competition, What Cockpit?
As long as no-one wants pictures of members.

Don't really care what they look like.

Now, a variety of flavours.....................................

Madras....perfect. :ok::ok:

A hint of Marmite on toast... as I recall:sad:

i have to admit i spent a fair amount of seeking too

:E

There is nothing new here. My generation invented "free" sex back in the 60s and I spent as much time as possible then, and in the 70s, searching for this elusive, perfect place. I found it and got married.

On a serious note, this is just the Quacks trying to find a new source of income.

well, here's a couple of perfect c**ts:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/NickClegg_worldeconomic.jpg/220px-NickClegg_worldeconomic.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NickClegg_worldeconomic.jpg)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Chris_Huhne_MP_crop.jpg/220px-Chris_Huhne_MP_crop.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chris_Huhne_MP_crop.jpg)

women seeking a perfect vagina

One has noticed that momma nature parcels out a great diversity of shapes, crenelations and textures in construction of the 'nether ye', as Chaucer opted to label what modern wags might call the "F-port".

Not yet having had a chance to pursue the ontogenic unfolding of this flower all the way back to its original seed, one must rely on surmise and some wild leaps of assumption.

What seems quite clear, from evidence immediately at hand, is that the mature vagina has basic structures, nerves, channels, tissues and layers very similar to those in the male's phallus. The great difference, topologically speaking, seems to be that the tissues of the phallus fold around the urethra and fuse together at the junction of fold during the early growth of the male fetus, while the developing corresponding bits on the female only fold a small, sometimes totally obscured, structure roughly corresponding to the clitoris, and allow the other tissues to splay out and grow in the clam-shell format of the vagina.

One might presume the evolution of the general process of growth in the sex organs traces way back in time, maybe back to the evolutionary option some species possess to determine the gender of offspring after fertilization. Maybe Evolution also has a sense of humor? Whatever the case, the growth patterns of tissues in and around the vaginal cleft seem to be extraordinarily diverse in the sizes and shapes of particular details, while still retaining the structures and tissue layers one might expect to find inside a filleted penis. Protein expression driven by gene variants might account for some differences in appearance, while others might come from hormonal level changes during foetal growth and post-postpartum variations driven by environmental factors.

Spiv chancre mechanics targeting the insecurities of vain people? No surprises there, then.

I never met a snatch I didn't like. Well, except for one. That one, although it looked okay, smelled like rotting fish. 'Twas enough for me. ("Sorry. Gotta go. I have a bad case of botulism which I must attend to.")

Women seeking the perfect vagina unlike men who are looking for any vagina.

We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

Lon - Just for you, a nice pic of beaver..

http://girltomom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cartoon-beaver-image1.jpg

Just when I thought the circumcision thread was uncomfortable enough, Arcniz come along with "filleted penis". It'll take me hours to uncross my legs now.

Lon, think ...

Piss-flaps like two pounds of mince! That help?

CG

On a serious note, this is just the Quacks trying to find a new source of income.

AO, methinks you are ducking the issue.....

The ex GF was thinking about having it done, her sister had it done. Unfortunately I wasnt allowed to compare them . It might have given me something to chew over.

what women seem to forget is, its not what it looks like that counts.

What matters is
1) can you find it among the rolls of fat?
2) what does it feel like when you get there?

31 postings and nobody has referred to the "badly packed kebab" appearance, plenty of meat and no stray hairs. :ok:

Rans....

There's an old joke about inserting a ham and pulling out the bone to rebush, but I'm far too much of a gentleman to mention it here. ;)

She may have problems with the TSA. The headline might read ...

"Woman found in possession of 2lbs of crack!"

I know, another old joke not to mention. :(

The old hangar doors are starting to droop on their hinges so I am thinking of booking myself in for a labiaplasty to tidy things up. When I was having my last smear, the doc mentioned that the lips looked very similar to his signature which is not a good thing when you consider he is Dr Alexandrou M T Popadopolus.

I'm wondering what do with the excess material. I wonder if Nikki Lauda would like some new ears ?

love and kisses

your aunt Edna x

Joking aside, thinking about how some women get ripped badly when giving birth, I can quite understand this kind of surgery among females who've had a couple of kids.
My -ex was torn to shreds both times she gave birth, ending up with bad scarring, torn labia and ultimately a prolapse. The scarring hurt like hell and made it difficult for her when she was wearing tight running clothes, a bikini or steamy underwear
In the end she had to have a hysterectomy, but at the same time the surgeon gave her the equivalent of a genital face lift - resection of the scars, tightening of the muscles and a labial short back and sides.
The result? She can know wear womens high cut running shorts and skimpy underwear without pain (or without things sticking out). She can now run marathons without worrying if a flap is showing.
And she can now have sex without pain (though she chose to do that with someone other than me....some other bloke got the benefit of the rebore and decoke)

"On a serious note, this is just the Quacks trying to find a new source of income."

Nope, the idea that normal adult women should all have genitals that resemble those of a pre-pubertal child comes from the cosmetics and fashion industry finding new ways to get sheeple to part with their money.

And idiot women convincing other idiot women.

And yeah, I do some, but not with any great enthusiasm and only on lasses who have a real problem.

Mac

PS: The vulva is the outside bit that you can see, the vagina is the inside bit that you can't (or only with a speculum) - I've never understood where this misnomer came from - a bit like calling the ar5ehole the rectum or the mouth the throat!

:ouch:

Women dreaming about the perfect vagina?
After men dreaming to have a bigger one, we are, human beings, a quite interesting one among other species...

If dinausors had survived and eventually had access to consciousness, their own fantasy would have been: who has the longuest biggest and most perfect teeth?

In monkeys life, coital is part of the communication inside a group (of monkeys, no need to say...). No wonders what we are at today. Hope that we remember from time to time to use our brain also.

Consciousness didn't make the choice about who would be her support (us today, dolphins or elephants tomorrow?), this is the only sure thing here...

VFD prefers to "poke fun at them" no matter what they look like.

VFD

some societies have rather different ideas of whats desirable

http://www.orijinculture.com/community/2011/african-sex-series-labia-elongation/

Wow, from a couple of illustrations from that article it seems a lot of ass-pulling also went on. :p

Mac the K nobody uses all them fancy Latin names in normal speech - unless
you're a gyno or obstet. Stick with beef curtains, pudenda, clit, cnut. I prefer
"snatch" (or pussy if you will) as it encompasses all those ingredients.

But I agree with you about "bald eagles". Visually its like shagging a plucked
chook's arse. I prefer a decent amount of fur on mine.

The perfect vagina - one with the talking bit removed...:}

On a serious note, this is just the Quacks trying to find a new source of income.

One of the first surgeons in this field decided to specialise in this after doing an MBA. This would have involved as we know it in the consulting business; 'a gap analysis'. :O

I might not be a gynaecologist, but I'll have a good look.

Maybe the reverse in Africa is a desire to have somewhere to hide from the rain, Milo?

Just remembered, this is the wizard's sleeve (http://cybernout.wordpress.com/2006/09/07/ursula-martinez-magical-striptease/) definitely NSFW though

My friend at the pub has got acute angina.
Apparently she has a spray to keep it under control.

Heard someone in the backwood of the fens describe his lady friend's penis parking place as, "like a cat with it's throat slit in a carwash". Another one was, "It's like a billposter's bucket".

pigboat

the big buttocks are a natural phenomena known as steatopygia
Steatopygia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia)

its a feature of some racial groups

theres a theory that it may have once been much more common, - hence the many stone age figurines with this feature found in europe.
It would seem somewhere along the line we evolved away from that shape.....which brings a whole new set of questions regarding concepts of beauty

the big buttocks are a natural phenomena known as steatopygiaActually it's a phenomenon, several phenomena. Which takes us on to one buttock, two buttocks, and here is fine example of steatopygia, which was sent to me the other day entitled 'hands free'.

http://i1078.photobucket.com/albums/w497/pprunemike/stea.jpg

One wonders what kind of operation this Russian lady needs - or needed before she started this kind of activity

Worlds Stronges Vagina Guinness Book of Records - YouTube

"Ah Mr. Bond. I've been expecting you. This time you will not find it so easy to get away from me I think."

the big buttocks are a natural phenomena

Now i remember where I left my bike....

PS: The vulva is the outside bit that you can see, the vagina is the inside bit that you can't (or only with a speculum) - I've never understood where this misnomer came from - a bit like calling the ar5ehole the rectum or the mouth the throat!

Mac, with great respect, one must realize that medical specificity in Latin serves a narrow audience, while the rest of the entire freakin' world craves something simple, pronounceable, and not Italian, onto which to cleave one's affinations.

Vulva does not carry the day because it comes too close to familiar automobile names... and the endlessly annoying series of jokes and gaffes that follow.

Vagina, however, rhymes with "Carolina", which is sufficient coincidence to create an entire new occupation writing songs about the consequential proximity of the one to the other.

It's the Muse. Always will out. Finito, fato bene.

Vagina, however, rhymes with "Carolina"...
Somehow I think a song titled Nothing Could Be Finah Than To Be In The Vagina In The Morning would be a hit on Broadway. A worthy sentiment though.

Well arcniz, what about accepting that folks and the press, for convenience, will henceforth call ailerons flaps?

Just as ailerons and flaps are different things that do different things, so with the vulva and vagina.

Anatomically it is completely wrong - vastly different structures with vastly different appearance and function.

Why not call the palate the tongue while you're at it?

Or the carburetter the air-filter?

And what are we now supposed to call the REAL vagina?

Come on!

Mac

One of the first surgeons in this field decided to specialise in this after doing an MBA. This would have involved as we know it in the consulting business; 'a gap analysis'


And here was I thinking it was because he had a patient in the burns ward needing new ears.

"As you ramble through Life, Brother,
Whatever be your goal.
Keep your eye upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole."

For my 30+ years as an obgyn, I found that to be my philosophy of life.

Now I blame the porn industry for providing women (and men) with an unrealistic view of what constitutes normal pelvic bits. So now we have a parade of self centered women, often at the request of their even more self centered partners, requesting modification of their pudenda to a standard which cannot be attained.

I despair of where this is headed.

obgraham
Now I blame the porn industry for providing women (and men) with an unrealistic view of what constitutes normal pelvic bits

Not if you saw what John Holmes did to Marilyn Chambers in Insatiable.

That wasn't a porno, it was a Guinness Book of Records attempt. So I am told.

SO

(No comment to make on Mrs SO - last time I saw it I'd been for a beer with Lord Lucan)

Jessie said she used to spend hours flicking through magazines looking for women with similar labia to hers. She did not find any.

Time that could have been better spent flicking the bean

PS a fishy vagina could be Bacterial Vaginosis- an upset in the balance of "good" and "bad" bacteria.

It's not an STD.:)

Bloody typical something that men enjoy doing and then women decide they want to seek and do it as well..................

1960's burning the bra (they have saggy boob now) has a lot to answer for.

Somehow I think a song titled Nothing Could Be Finah Than To Be In The Vagina In The Morning would be a hit on Broadway. A worthy

Or that old country hit with the line, " Almost heaven, Wet Vagina, mounting Mama...."

"
But I agree with you about "bald eagles". Visually its like shagging a plucked
chook's arse. I prefer a decent amount of fur on mine."

:ok::ok: Priceless !! Thank fcuk I'd finished my wine before I read that !

Milo - where on earth do you find such videos? No, better not say................

If she had 'performed' sans kit I would have been impressed - as it is, I reckon she had a re-inforced hook sewn into the gusset:)

Does she do anything useful with it in other videos?

Does she do anything useful with it in other videos?
Perhaps she uses it as a nutcracker?

Perhaps she uses it as a nutcracker?


Only if you go too deep:eek:

BOAC

this is the only other relevant video I can find of her, it shows her inserting her anchorage point, though not in a revealing way
World's strongest Vagina. Tatiata Kozhevnikova - YouTube

PS - her world record lift was 14kg

edit

here you are BOAC
how she does it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Bn0CBbWHg

The topic of this thread gave me the creeps from day one.

I am relieved that most posts from the JB boys reflect a healthy attitude towards the female body they engage with. I have never been able to break down attraction to specific physical trait. I love being surprised by chemistry. :ok:

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I have never been able to break down attraction to specific physical trait. I love being surprised by chemistry.

How our brains see men as people and women as body parts: Both genders process images of men, women differently (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120725150215.htm)

Nice to see you back miss seattle :ok:



SHJ

Hm.
Our findings suggest people fundamentally process women and men differently
dunno about that 'fundamentally'. (Even they mention media earlier.). I've heard of someone who calls it Slasherisation. :E




.

Cherie Blair has one.

What an utterly bizarre thread!

Oh wait this is Jet Blast.... :\


Caco

Edited to say that the "wibble" emoticon looks a little like Cherie Blair's face (not the other bit)...

Indeed Caco,; I believe the Mods are all on holiday

One for Slash http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRVNs0yoKp53ydE51DsQKLn1iSg17oYNsXeUgi1W52KXIuQDhdz

Milo - your data store is amazing - my education is now almost complete, but don't take your PC in for maintenance.:rolleyes:

It became too much half-way through - I just don't have the time to fanny around any more, but thanks.......................... Reminds me of some of the seedier strip joints a younger BOAC occasionally visited around the world - for education purposes only, of course...............:=

Mac says:

And what are we now supposed to call the REAL vagina?

How's about: South Carolina
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More seriously, Mac, I do concede and fully concur with your point that things, when taken in an important or operational context such as medicine, aviation, etc., should and must be described by the appropriate standard nomenclature, no matter how unlyrical it may be, for the sake of accuracy, safety, cogency and truth.

The great paradox of sexuality is that it extracts quite a high cost on all who participate instinctively and earnestly (according to nature's plan, that would be - mostly) but the processes and results that are made to seem so essential and important by instinct turn out to be really somewhat bothersome, transient, and forgettable in the doing (which also, undoubtedly, is a "feature" of instinct, since intrinsic transience in the process puts more emphasis on the re-usability of the relevant flaps, ailerons, etc., and thus a higher net through-put of results according to the master specifications).

Overall the effect is the classic problem of "can't get no satisfaction", a greate and pervasive frustration with the whole inherited deal --, for which the only recourse, ultimately, is laying on some more mileage on the way to South Carolina, and having a chuckle or two along the way.

Please, anything but vagina

Pu55y (actually quite sweet)
Tw@<hidden> (ugly)
Snatch (and grab?)
Fanny (not for Americans)
Poes (nasty, even for South Africans)

anyway, you get my drift...anything but the ugly, overspecific (and incorrect) "vagina"

Something sweet and affectionate

Mac

:ok:

PS: This NOT an invitation for anyone/everyone to parade a googled list of nasty old words that reveal men's ambivalent attitudes to the punani :*

Wot abaaht "naughty new ones", Mac? :E

The topic of this thread gave me the creeps from day one.
Have some cake, that might make you feel a bit better ...
http://www.cakewrecks.com/storage/thumbnails/10710906-19610642-thumbnail.jpg

(via Cake Wrecks (http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2012/7/27/8-cakes-for-completely-inappropriate-occasions.html), home of the Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockey (http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2008/6/22/naked-mohawk-baby-carrot-jockeys.html).)

So if those who seek this surgery are aiming to get a nice symmetrical pair of 'flaps', in the pre-operative, unsymmetrical state, are the bits to be modified called ailerons?


For the microlighters out there, the women who wish to have it made it smaller are presumably going 'weight shift'. :}

I categorise the perfect vagina as the one my penis is in at the time.

My sentiments exactly. Not that it's happened for some time though.:{

Just been flicking through the Olympic BBC channels, Women's weightlifters snatch - this I gotta see..!

Is that a Cinderella pumpkin?

I categorise the perfect vagina as the one my penis is in at the time.

As a friend of mine says, I'm not looking for Mrs. Right, just Mrs. Right Now.

A nymphomaniac Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil


boom boom

Some women like to tattoo their pussies

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc30/sailorjrabbit/pussytattoo.jpg

This thread is really being stretched to the limits. As the subject material sometimes is.

A gyno pal of mine recently re-decorated his hall stairs and landing through the letter box...:D

GGR

Just been flicking through the Olympic BBC channels, Women's weightlifters snatch - this I gotta see..!

Followed by the "Clean and Jerk"...... or something like that.

Maybe I'm confusing it with a Spectator's Sport.

As Lon 'hinted', this thread is useless without pictures.

Another version;

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas

She inserted explosives up there
To give her shy boyfriend a scare.
His knob, though unafraid,
Rubbed a live hand grenade,
And her snatch fell as rain in Delaware.

If one has to talk about pussies then my view of perfection is focussed on these girls who have tweaked the despotic girly boy Putin's tail and have shown up the sham of democracy in Russia.

Pussy Riot: will Vladimir Putin regret taking on Russia's cool punks? | World news | The Observer (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/29/pussy-riot-protest-vladimir-putin-russia)


I have talked constantly to people about Pussy Riot. About how, back in February, three young women from a feminist punk (http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/punk)-rock band sang a song in Moscow's Cathedral of Christ the Saviour. How they were arrested, imprisoned, refused bail, and now face up to seven years in jail. How the orders for this seem to have come right from the very top of the Russian government. And how their trial – starting tomorrow – seems certain to become a defining moment in Putin's political career.

It is, many people say (practically everybody, in fact), a moment when Russia (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/russia)'s future is, in some as yet undetermined way, being decided.


Caco

Bad for you

Doctor (http://www.thenewage.co.za/58781-12-53-Doctors_warning_No_more_bikini_waxing)!

A filthy rich man in Hobart, David Walsh, decided to spend squillions building his dream art gallery. MONA. Some of the exhibits are confronting. A room full of large retorts hooked up in series to replicate a mammal's digestive system. Food in one end . .. . . exceta from the other.

Or in another part more casts of twats on the wall than

you could poke a . .. . .

The Great Wall of Vagina (NSFW) Mamamia (http://www.mamamia.com.au/relationships/the-great-wall-of-vagina-nsfw/)

and the concept of MONA itself -

In Australia, a museum experience that seduces and shocks | SmartPlanet (http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/global-observer/in-australia-a-museum-experience-that-seduces-and-shocks/5829)


further to reflections thoughts on 'the wound that never heals' -

Picture a sixteen year old 'prentice, working in a hangar full of men given to harmonising , rugby songs in particular, approaching knock-off on Friday afternoon, rafters ringing to such raunchy snatches of song as -


Chorus:
And the hairs, and the hairs,
And the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

Verses:
One white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a little light on to show us the way.

It'd take a Welsh miner to find her vagina
as the hairs of her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

...Prolly correlates with the rise in men seeking ANY vagina...:}

"18 Again" Virginity cream sparks Indian sex debate (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039)

Hobo, I find that throwing in a handful of gravel has the same effect.

Fantome, I visited the museum and was surprised to be confronted with a cast that I errrrm "recognised". I was told it was the fire escape.

From the above link..saying it will make women feel "like a virgin" again.
Big deal. As a matter of fact I feel like one right now. Please send one round.

As Lon 'hinted', this thread is useless without pictures.
Here you go..
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/293213_3933155842382_557191093_n.jpg

oh, sorry, this topic is about vagina not uterus! :O

Joan Rivers, not shy, approaches her plastic surgeon with a brand new request.

"You have remodelled me over 700 times but l have a new requirement. I want you to make "down there" look like a 16 year old virgin". But l don't want anyone to know, especially the media. You have made a fortune out of me, so l expect the utmost confidentiality".

The surgeon agrees and performs the operation.

Joan awakes in the recuperating room surrounded by flowers and is now fuming and yells for her doctor to come immediately.

"I told you that no one was to know of this!"

He replied that he didn't tell anyone.

"Then who the hell sent all these flowers and gifts?"

Oh, Their from Niki Lauda. He says thanks for the new ears!

halas

All those blue rinsed Dorises who voted for Camerloon's circus must be happy; they've now got the perfect cnut.

Joan Rivers again, on ageing:
...It's not only breasts that drop, vaginas do too. I woke up eight years ago and asked myself why I was wearing a bunny slipper, and why it was grey.

BBC News - Virginity cream sparks Indian sex debate (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-19353039)

Vaginas are perfectly fine where I come from...

Pussy Galore - YouTube

Caco

I've switched to Mangers......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM

Victor rubbing it with lemon juice might have thesame effect but much cheaper

Lon More: I'm really glad it worked for you ;) but I'll stay with the cream :ok: