Applicable to either sex. Leaving someone's house in a strange suburb, early in the morning, shoes in hand, wondering where you parked the car. Ah, those were the days... :rolleyes:

Posted for general amusement:

Walk of Shame - YouTube

Man Stroke Woman - The Walk of Shame - YouTube

Brings back memories (70s) leaving early morning (6.30am lady's address), milkman on float, pint of milk please, so so refreshing. I guess the youngsters of today just go for a 24/7 Mac.

Happy days.

Daz

:)
I've been quite a decent person generally, but still, I did wake up in the apartement of my best friend once (a bucket placed near the bed by her husband... just in case. So sweet!), the first thought being: "If I'm here, is she in my place, then?"
She wasn't. Neither was my handbag, which I hadn't bothered to take along when I had decided to leave the party the previous night for some mysterious reason (which is why I had no keys and had to go to the best friend's apartement). It (=the handbag) came the next day, with the cutest guy in the neighbourhood... who moved in for a while. Which was really amusing, as he was totally the cutest and I hadn't even dreamt of being noticed by him.
Saved me a lot of trouble and heartache, I guess. Seeing the event as amusing, that is. :E
So, from the other sex, then. Sweet memories. :oh:

Nearly bit my arm off once to get it out from the underneath the fat slag I woke up next to. The only consolation was that she worked for a government department, so I'd done to her what they did to all of us.

During the walk of shame back to my car I realised I'd left my car keys in her flat ........ I decided to get duplicates rather than go back!

This stuff is hard to read when you don't know if the poster is male or female.

Some of my repartee jokes in the past have failed quite badly for the same reason


Is there some sort of member list somehwere that solves this?

A fat one, Tw?!
You deserved the duplicate, seriously. :E

The second video sums it up.....he: "uh-uh, I think your husband just came home !" - her: "oh no...." * * * "wait a minute, you ARE my husband !"

This stuff is hard to read when you don't know if the poster is male or female.


Quite agree! I have suggested on several occasions that a subtle indicator under the name might help to identify female posters. Something like (.) (.).



Now I'm in so much trouble.

if the poster is male or female

OFSO is of the male persuasion except when she's the Queen of PPRuNeonia. Or so I've been told.

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OK, confession time. How many on this thread have sneakily crept out of the ladies apartment/house when the deed is done and the lady is happily asleep, and gone home ?

I have never done so, always having been aware of whom I'd gone to bed with and always knowing that I was good enough so that seconds or thirds would be on offer on waking her.

OK, confession time. How many on this thread have sneakily crept out of the ladies apartment/house when the deed is done and the lady is happily asleep, and gone home ?

Sneakily crept out? Not me. I've always woken them up and demanded my change from the fiver I gave them.

Still slightly on topic:

Sean Connery manages to bed Cilla Black one night.

After some excellent sex, Sean says to Cilla, 'Now if you'll hold ma wully while we go to sleep, perhaps we'll do it again'.

So Cilla holds his willy and sure enough, a little later Sean wakes up and there's an encore, followed by 'Can you hold ma wully?' again.

The pattern is repeated, and in the morning Cilla thanks Sean for a great time but asks, 'What's that business about me holdin' yer wully?'

Sean replies, 'Lasht time I shlept with a Scouser she shtole ma wallet.'

OK, confession time. How many on this thread have sneakily crept out of the ladies apartment/house when the deed is done and the lady is happily asleep, and gone home ? Many times long ago. :E

Worst was a three mile hobble home accross the city with what turned out to be a badly broken ankle.

"stopped off" after the match, got a tot of whiskey and a proposal of marraige from a farmers daughter, and sod all else ... :*

... Then there was another instance that involved the squeeze through the bathroom window as the sun was rising, and the escape down the sewer pipe... :ok:

I just happened to be in the vicinity (cough, cough) of a hall of residence early one Sunday morning, when there was a loud clanging. Fire alarm.

A quite amazing number of assorted sizes and shapes of male emerged from what was meant to be a ladies-only building.

I was, by then, in my car, watching the stumbling attempts to get dressed on the hoof.

Ladies in great number followed, but it was obviously one occasion when it wasn't ladies first.

I didn't start the alarm - I really didn't. Just didn't think of it.

Happy days...

if the poster is male or female
hm. I've been told it does not matter any more, this way or that?

non-http://mail.yimg.com/ok/u/assets/img/emoticons/emo52.gif (if some keep insisting). :E

I have never done so, always having been aware of whom I'd gone to bed with and always knowing that I was good enough so that seconds or thirds would be on offer on waking her.

Hear, hear.

However there have been occasions when one has had to leave a lady's bed very early with work commitments, somehow being on the streets that early with a big smile on one's face is quite a pleasant experience.

UFO

One of my younger male colleagues rejects the concept of the early morning Walk Of Shame.

'It's the Stride Of Pride,' he says. 'You got laid! It's a great thing!'

Once again, those were the days...

'I grow old
I grow old
I shall wear my trousers rolled'

- T S Eliot

Not yet I hope!

Time for a related joke as a diversion:

It's Sven's wedding day and at the party afterwards he gets drunker and drunker, despite meaningful looks from his wife. Finally she disappears upstairs "for a rest" quickly followed by Ake, the best man.

Some time later Sven asks where his wife is. "Upstairs for a lie down" cry his mates, "but you're drunk, don't disturb her, she's tired". Undaunted Sven climbs the stairs, and everyone waits for the fight to start. But a few minutes later Sven staggers down the stairs, grinning all over his face.

"Hey" he shouts, "you tink I'm drunk ? You should see what Ake's doing - he's so drunk he tinks he's me !"

UFO,

I agree with you on that one. With a smile like that cat who got the cream.

And Dr Feelgood's 'Walking on the Edge' was my going home soundtrack.

"Started out feeling good
Some other morning in another neighbourhood
Can't remember, what went wrong
But I know I been some places and I know I stayed too long

Now I'm Walking on the edge
Walking on the edge
Walking on the edge
Again...

Every turning that I take
There's a face in every window,watching every move I make
Keep your cool, it can't be far
Take a look around you and you find out where you are!


Dr Feelgood - Walking on the Edge - YouTube